Fwd: OT - Clever Answers

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Women's Clever Answers To Pick-Up Lines

Man: " Haven't we met before? "

Woman: " Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic. "

Man: " Haven't I seen you someplace before? "

Woman: " Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. "

Man: " Is this seat empty? "

Woman: " Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. "

Man: " So, wanna go back to my place? "

Woman: " Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? "

Man: " Your place or mine? "

Woman: " Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. "

Man: " I'd really like to get into your pants. "

Woman: " No thanks. There's already one a*****e in there. "

Man: " I'd like to call you. What's your number? "

Woman: " It's in the phone book. "

Man: " But I don't know your name. "

Woman: " That's in the phone book too. "

Man: " So what do you do for a living? "

Woman: " I'm a female impersonator. "

Man: " What sign were you born under? "

Woman: " No Parking. "

Man: " Hey, baby, what's your sign? "

Woman: " Do not Enter " (or) " Stop. "

Man: " How do you like your eggs in the morning? "

Woman: " Unfertilized! "

Man: " I know how to please a woman. "

Woman: " Then please leave me alone. "

Man: " I want to give myself to you. "

Woman: " Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. "

Man: " I can tell that you want me. "

Woman: " Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave. "

Man: " If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. "

Woman: " Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. "

Man: " May I see you pretty soon? "

Woman: " Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now? "

Man: " Your body is like a temple. "

Woman: " Sorry, there are no services today. "

Man: " I'd go through anything for you. "

Woman: " Good! Let's start with your bank account. "

Man: " I would go to the end of the world for you. "

Woman: " Yes, but would you stay there? "

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