Fw: One fo the ladies!!!!

[Guest guest]

Just to cheer you all up!

>>>

>>> > Fairy Tale for the Assertive Woman of the 2000's

>>> >

>>> > Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,

>>> > self-assured princess stumbled upon a frog as she sat

contemplating

>>> > ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond, in a

>>> > verdant meadow near her castle.

>>> > The frog hopped in to the princesses lap and said:

>>> > " Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince , until an evil

>>> > witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I

>>> > will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and

>>> > then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your

>>> > castle where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear

>>> > my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "

>>> >That night, on a meal of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a

>>> > white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and

>>> > thought: I don't f**king think so.

Much love

Kirsten

Mum to (23 months) Step-mom to Shelby (6yrs)

Trainee ANT, and Memb-sec Woking and Knaphill Branches.