Guest guest Posted July 22, 2001 Report Share Posted July 22, 2001 In a message dated 19/07/01 09:08:55 GMT Daylight Time, nct-coffee writes: > My 3yo son is always saying that so and so has or has not got a > willy - even in public, the sweet innocence of it is waning a bit with > me now.... > > My son delighted when he was about 2-3 in revealing to anyone that would listen that boys had willies like their daddies and went around telling everyone that he had a little willy but his dad had a great big one and he'd have one just like it when he grew up. Needless to say my husband was not quick to tell him to be quiet :-)) Donna Mum to (17) Kimberley(16), Kayleigh(14), (11), Kara (4) [homebirth at last] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 23, 2001 Report Share Posted July 23, 2001 Which brings to mind two stories which I offer without comment, in the hope they will lighten your day When my friend Helen was a small girl - about 5ish I think - her mum threw a dinner party for her dad's bigwig type colleagues. Helen was allowed to stay up to greet the guests and then was to go to bed. When her father's boss arrived, he said hello to Helen, and asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. Helen paused, thought a bit, and said, " When I grow up I want to have a hairy bottom just like Mummy " . When my god-daughter was 3, she spent an excruciating (for her father) hour going round Sainsbury's, pointing at all the men and asking very loudly " Daddy, has *that* man got a willy? Has *that* one got a willy? " Vicki Portman http://www.plushpants.co.uk > My son delighted when he was about 2-3 in revealing to anyone that would > listen that boys had willies like their daddies and went around telling > everyone that he had a little willy but his dad had a great big one and he'd > have one just like it when he grew up. Needless to say my husband was not > quick to tell him to be quiet :-)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 23, 2001 Report Share Posted July 23, 2001 Which brings to mind two stories which I offer without comment, in the hope they will lighten your day When my friend Helen was a small girl - about 5ish I think - her mum threw a dinner party for her dad's bigwig type colleagues. Helen was allowed to stay up to greet the guests and then was to go to bed. When her father's boss arrived, he said hello to Helen, and asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. Helen paused, thought a bit, and said, " When I grow up I want to have a hairy bottom just like Mummy " . When my god-daughter was 3, she spent an excruciating (for her father) hour going round Sainsbury's, pointing at all the men and asking very loudly " Daddy, has *that* man got a willy? Has *that* one got a willy? " Vicki Portman http://www.plushpants.co.uk > My son delighted when he was about 2-3 in revealing to anyone that would > listen that boys had willies like their daddies and went around telling > everyone that he had a little willy but his dad had a great big one and he'd > have one just like it when he grew up. Needless to say my husband was not > quick to tell him to be quiet :-)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 23, 2001 Report Share Posted July 23, 2001 Which brings to mind two stories which I offer without comment, in the hope they will lighten your day When my friend Helen was a small girl - about 5ish I think - her mum threw a dinner party for her dad's bigwig type colleagues. Helen was allowed to stay up to greet the guests and then was to go to bed. When her father's boss arrived, he said hello to Helen, and asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. Helen paused, thought a bit, and said, " When I grow up I want to have a hairy bottom just like Mummy " . When my god-daughter was 3, she spent an excruciating (for her father) hour going round Sainsbury's, pointing at all the men and asking very loudly " Daddy, has *that* man got a willy? Has *that* one got a willy? " Vicki Portman http://www.plushpants.co.uk > My son delighted when he was about 2-3 in revealing to anyone that would > listen that boys had willies like their daddies and went around telling > everyone that he had a little willy but his dad had a great big one and he'd > have one just like it when he grew up. Needless to say my husband was not > quick to tell him to be quiet :-)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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