Guest guest Posted August 11, 2001 Report Share Posted August 11, 2001 Subject: Windows in 1776 > 1776 [ If they had computers back then... ] > ----------------------------------------------- > > Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen, the summer grows hot, and it is essential that we > complete this Declaration of Independence. > > Mr. lin: Wait a minute, . I have to reboot here. > > Mr. Jefferson: That's all right, Ben, We'll go on without you. Has > everyone had a chance to look at the draft I posted yesterday? > > Mr. Sherman: Not yet, , I've been having Notes replication problems. > > Mr. : Here, , I brought a hard copy. > > Mr. Sherman: Thanks... saaaaay, nice font. > > Mr. : Do you like it? I downloaded it off Colonies Online just last > week. > > Mr. Jefferson: Gentlemen! There is work to be done. I fear our document > will soon leak out. > > Mr. Livingston: Too late, . There's already a bootleg circulating. > I saw it posted on alt.georgeIII.sucks last night. > > Mr. lin: @#$$%^$# General Protection Fault! > > Mr. : Ben, you might try upgrading to Windows 75. > It solved that problem for me. > > Mr.Sherman: , the part here about the Acts of Pretended Legislation; > have you considered using bullets to air out the text? > > Mr. Jefferson: I can fix that easily enough. Drat! I've spilled candle > wax on my keyboard again. > > Mr. : You know, , that wouldn't happen if you'd buy an > active-matrix screen. > > Mr. lin: Hard-disk failure?!? Aw, criminy!! > > Mr. Livingston: Are you sure it's " unalienable rights " ? My spell checker > recommends " unassailable " . > > Mr. Jefferson: Can we stick to the substance of the document, please? > Shoot. Low battery. Anyone got a spare power cable? > > Mr. Sherman: What have you got, a Toshiba? No, mine isn't compatible. > > Mr. lin: Hello, PCs Philadelphia? What does it mean when the floppy > drive buzzes? OK, I'll hold..... > > Mr. Livingston: The " In Congress " part here at the top; have you thought > about blowing that up really big and maybe centering it in 72 point > Helvetica? > > Mr. Jefferson: Not a bad idea. Aw, nuts! Word macro virus! I can't save > the file. > > Mr. lin: That's all right, . We can manage. Here, borrow my > quill pen.... > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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