Guest guest Posted June 17, 2001 Report Share Posted June 17, 2001 Before It Starts ----------------- A man comes home from work, sits in his chair in front of the TV and rudely tells his wife, " Gimme a beer before it starts " . She gives him his beer. About 15 minutes later, he says again, " Gimme a beer before it starts " . She does. A few minutes later, he asks again for a beer. The wife says, " Don't you think you're drinking too much beer? It hasn't been half an hour that you got here and you've already had two beers. I'm getting fed up with this. " The husband looks up and mumbles, " Now it starts. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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