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Ms. KATHYWell thank you! If you can't laugh what’s the point?

I will be in FL the end of June to see my daughter. Hope I don't run into any of your weird storms.

Walt on Whidbey IPF,Nsip.Uip. 06

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.â€

Subject: Re: Getting OldTo: Breathe-Support Date: Friday, May 29, 2009, 10:12 AM

>Walt, you bring some great things to this board......I look forward to the chuckle every time........ thanks!!!tAKE CARE,KATHY.....FLPF.....4/07Wtg for the "call"> Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"> "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"> "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."> "Do you have

trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year-old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."> "Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" "No, I have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30." With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about being 80?"> "...I don't wake up until 7:00."> > > > Walt on Whidbey IPF,Nsip.Uip. 06 > > > > Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow.â€>

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