OT Funny---A bacon tree?

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P PM (Polymositis) 12/98, UIP 8/00, o2 24/7 9 LPM 8/04, PH 3/06, ILL yo 60REMEMBER : All of you on Prednisone'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'> > A bacon tree?> > * Back in cowboy times, a westbound wagon train was lost and low on food. No other humans had been> seen for days, and then the pioneers saw an old Norwegian sitting beneath a tree. * * "Is there some place ahead where we can get food?" "Vell, I tink so," the old man said, "but

I> wouldn't go up dat hilll und down de udder side. Somevun tole me you'd run into a big bacon tree."> > * * "A bacon tree?" Asked the wagon train leader.> > "Yah, n bacon tree. Vould I lie? Trust me. I vouldn't go dere."> > The leader goes back and tells his people what the Norwegian said. * * "So why did he say not to go there?," a person asked. Other pioneers said, "Oh, you know those> Norwegian people - they lie just for a joke."> > * * So the wagon train goes up the hill and down the other side. Suddenly, Indians attack them from> everywhere and massacre all except the leader who manages to escape and get back to the old Norwegian.> > * * Near dead, the man shouts, "You fool! You sent us to our deaths! We followed your route, but> there was no bacon tree, just hundreds of Indians who killed everyone but me."> > * * The old Norwegian man

holds up his hand and says, "Vait a minute."> > He quickly picks up an English-Norwegian dictionary and begins thumbing through it.> > then said: "Oof-da, I made such ah big> mishtake! It vuzn't a bacon tree> > Are you ready??????> > (You're going to hate me.)>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>> > it vuz a ham bush."