Guest guest Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Subject: Fwd: The Lighter Side THE SAFEST PLACE How to stay safe in the world today.1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for20% of all fatal accidents. 2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home. 3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation. 5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So, .... above all else, avoid hospitals. BUT,....You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church! ....And.....Bible study is safe too.The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less. So, attend church, and read your Bible IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! GOD BLESS YOU A Good Credit Score is 700 or Above. See yours in just 2 easy steps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.