Guest guest Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 When I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home! " I'll have to go home and come back later. " The woman says, " Unbutton your shirt. " So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says, " That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me " and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office. She says, " You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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