Re: How Cold Is It?

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Funny stuff. I'm gonna forward to my sister-in-law in Alaska and my nieces in Montana. They will love it!It got up to 47 today here! Unbelievable after the weather we've had the past few weeks. Of course this means the dirt road has started thawing meaning no one can get through.... Every good thing brings a bad thing. Have you ever noticed that?!? SharonThis email is a natural hand made product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be

considered flaws or defects. To: MSersLife ; wayofthewingedheart Sent: Monday, December 26, 2011 9:39 AM Subject: How Cold Is It?

How Cold Is It?

+60 Californians put on sweaters.

+50 Miami residents turn on the heat.

+45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.

+40 You can see your breath.

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Minnesotans go swimming.

+35 Italian cars don't start.

+32 Water freezes.

+30 You plan your vacation in Australia.

+25 Ohio water freezes.

Californians weep pitiably.

Minnesotans eat ice cream.

Canadians go swimming.

+20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.

New York City water freezes.

Miami residents plan vacation further south.

+15 French cars don't start.

Cat insists on sleeping with you.

+10 You need jumper cables to get the car going.

+5 American cars don't start.

0 Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10 German cars don't start.

Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an

igloo.

Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects.

Miami residents cease to exist.

-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.

Politicians actually do something about the homeless.

Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.

Japanese cars don't start.

-25 Too cold to think.

You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

-30 You plan a two week hot bath.

Swedish cars don't start.

-40 Californians disappear.

Minnesotans button top button.

Canadians put on sweater.

Your cat helps you plan your trip south.

-50 Congressional hot air freezes.

Alaskans close the bathroom window.

-80 Hell freezes over.

Polar bears move south.

Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-100 Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.

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And the Canadian stuff is true!!!! Reilly (minkoala)koala5@... From: MSersLife [mailto:MSersLife ] On Behalf Of SharonSent: December-26-11 6:13 PMTo: MSersLife Subject: Re: How Cold Is It? Funny stuff. I'm gonna forward to my sister-in-law in Alaska and my nieces in Montana. They will love it! It got up to 47 today here! Unbelievable after the weather we've had the past few weeks. Of course this means the dirt road has started thawing meaning no one can get through.... Every good thing brings a bad thing. Have you ever noticed that?!? SharonThis email is a natural hand made product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects. To: MSersLife ; wayofthewingedheart Sent: Monday, December 26, 2011 9:39 AMSubject: How Cold Is It? How Cold Is It?+60 Californians put on sweaters.+50 Miami residents turn on the heat.+45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.+40 You can see your breath.Californians shiver uncontrollably.Minnesotans go swimming.+35 Italian cars don't start.+32 Water freezes.+30 You plan your vacation in Australia.+25 Ohio water freezes.Californians weep pitiably.Minnesotans eat ice cream.Canadians go swimming.+20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.New York City water freezes.Miami residents plan vacation further south.+15 French cars don't start.Cat insists on sleeping with you.+10 You need jumper cables to get the car going.+5 American cars don't start.0 Alaskans put on T-shirts.-10 German cars don't start.Eyes freeze shut when you blink.-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects.Miami residents cease to exist.-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.Politicians actually do something about the homeless.Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.Japanese cars don't start.-25 Too cold to think.You need jumper cables to get the driver going.-30 You plan a two week hot bath.Swedish cars don't start.-40 Californians disappear.Minnesotans button top button.Canadians put on sweater.Your cat helps you plan your trip south.-50 Congressional hot air freezes.Alaskans close the bathroom window.-80 Hell freezes over.Polar bears move south.Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.-100 Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.