OT - New Hospital proposal - JOKE

[Guest guest]

A New Hospital

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing

to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the

Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.

The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the

Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a mis-conception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, the

Pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " , while the Pediatricians

said, " Grow up! "

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness, the Surgeons decided to

wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see

right through it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the

Plastic Surgeon said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter. "

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt

the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the

whole idea was a Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart

to say no.

And in the End, the Proctologists left the decision up to some butt

who didn't give a poop.

[Guest guest]

That's funny-- gave me a good chuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks,.

Patti

OT - New Hospital proposal - JOKE

A New Hospital

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing

to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the

Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.

The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the

Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a mis-conception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, the

Pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " , while the Pediatricians

said, " Grow up! "

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness, the Surgeons decided to

wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see

right through it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the

Plastic Surgeon said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter. "

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt

the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the

whole idea was a Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart

to say no.

And in the End, the Proctologists left the decision up to some butt

who didn't give a poop.

To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca

[Guest guest]

That's funny-- gave me a good chuckle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks,.

Patti

OT - New Hospital proposal - JOKE

A New Hospital

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing

to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the

Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.

The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the

Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a mis-conception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, the

Pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " , while the Pediatricians

said, " Grow up! "

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness, the Surgeons decided to

wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see

right through it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the

Plastic Surgeon said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter. "

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt

the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the

whole idea was a Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart

to say no.

And in the End, the Proctologists left the decision up to some butt

who didn't give a poop.

To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca

[Guest guest]

LOL

OT - New Hospital proposal - JOKE

A New Hospital

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on adding a new wing

to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the

Dermatologists preferred no rash moves.

The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the

Obstetricians stated they were labouring under a mis-conception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, the

Pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " , while the Pediatricians

said, " Grow up! "

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness, the Surgeons decided to

wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see

right through it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the

Plastic Surgeon said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter. "

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt

the scheme wouldn't hold water. The Anesthesiologists thought the

whole idea was a Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart

to say no.

And in the End, the Proctologists left the decision up to some butt

who didn't give a poop.

To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca