Guest guest Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Hi Alan, Another one to ponder............ someone solomnly informed me that my BHR Prothesis would survive re entry to the earths atmosphere. So if space travel was to ever happen and we with our bodies now able to be fit and able to undertake this meet with an accident on re entry at least the prothesis will always get home........and possibly hit some poor sucker in the head as it lands to earth.............groan. Perhaps you can dream about yours finding a certain insurance coy executive.......... Edith LBHR Dr. L Walter Syd Aust 8/02 > A couple of meditations, not per se a reply. > > You go Will. (and that's not part of the meditation.) Godspeed. > > Meditation #1: For the past four or five years, including walking > trips to Paris, Rome, and London, my wife has complained that I > always veer to the left (it's the left hip that's damaged). What > finally told me that I had to get something done about the hip was > the realization that, as the hip got worse, I'd keep walking to the > left until I'd eventually be walking in counterclockwise > circles...and the circles would get smaller until my spin rate > increased to the point that light would not escape the gravitational > pull generated by my spin, and I would become TA DA... A black > hole. (But a very hip one.) > > Meditation #2: Everybody who gets a resurf gets a body artifact that > might outlive them by hundreds of years. Two thoughts arise from > this: First, perhaps we should have our resurf devices recycled, so > some one else can get the benefit; and Second... Imagine a thousand > years from now, when even our bones are dust... a visiting > civilization finds just a few gold crowns from our mouths and these > odd looking metal ball-and-socket devices... How would their space > botanists imagine us to look? > > Just odd thoughts on a wasted afternoon, waiting to hear from the > health insurance company that never calls. > > Hobble on, hippies... > Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Disjointed maybe? In a message dated 6/2/2004 10:14:18 AM Pacific Standard Time, boxwoman101@... writes: Imagine a thousand years from now, when even our bones are dust... a visiting civilization finds just a few gold crowns from our mouths and these odd looking metal ball-and-socket devices... How would their space botanists imagine us to look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Disjointed maybe? In a message dated 6/2/2004 10:14:18 AM Pacific Standard Time, boxwoman101@... writes: Imagine a thousand years from now, when even our bones are dust... a visiting civilization finds just a few gold crowns from our mouths and these odd looking metal ball-and-socket devices... How would their space botanists imagine us to look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Disjointed maybe? In a message dated 6/2/2004 10:14:18 AM Pacific Standard Time, boxwoman101@... writes: Imagine a thousand years from now, when even our bones are dust... a visiting civilization finds just a few gold crowns from our mouths and these odd looking metal ball-and-socket devices... How would their space botanists imagine us to look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Imagine a thousand years from now, when even our bones are dust... a visiting civilization finds just a few gold crowns from our mouths and these odd looking metal ball-and-socket devices... How would their space botanists imagine us to look? Alan _____________ Oh too funny~ I've pondered the same thing myself. Our parts will probably be in some museum in the far future!!! HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Imagine a thousand years from now, when even our bones are dust... a visiting civilization finds just a few gold crowns from our mouths and these odd looking metal ball-and-socket devices... How would their space botanists imagine us to look? Alan _____________ Oh too funny~ I've pondered the same thing myself. Our parts will probably be in some museum in the far future!!! HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 What happens if we decide to be creamated at death? Will the metal ball and socket be able to fit in the urn? Will we need a special urn with a particuarly large mouth to fit the implants through? Beaule C+ 3/5/04 > Hi Alan, > > Another one to ponder............ someone solomnly informed me that my BHR > Prothesis would survive re entry to the earths atmosphere. So if space > travel was to ever happen and we with our bodies now able to be fit and able > to undertake this meet with an accident on re entry at least the prothesis > will always get home........and possibly hit some poor sucker in the head as > it lands to earth.............groan. Perhaps you can dream about yours > finding a certain insurance coy executive.......... > > Edith LBHR Dr. L Walter Syd Aust 8/02 > > > A couple of meditations, not per se a reply. > > > > You go Will. (and that's not part of the meditation.) Godspeed. > > > > Meditation #1: For the past four or five years, including walking > > trips to Paris, Rome, and London, my wife has complained that I > > always veer to the left (it's the left hip that's damaged). What > > finally told me that I had to get something done about the hip was > > the realization that, as the hip got worse, I'd keep walking to the > > left until I'd eventually be walking in counterclockwise > > circles...and the circles would get smaller until my spin rate > > increased to the point that light would not escape the gravitational > > pull generated by my spin, and I would become TA DA... A black > > hole. (But a very hip one.) > > > > Meditation #2: Everybody who gets a resurf gets a body artifact that > > might outlive them by hundreds of years. Two thoughts arise from > > this: First, perhaps we should have our resurf devices recycled, so > > some one else can get the benefit; and Second... Imagine a thousand > > years from now, when even our bones are dust... a visiting > > civilization finds just a few gold crowns from our mouths and these > > odd looking metal ball-and-socket devices... How would their space > > botanists imagine us to look? > > > > Just odd thoughts on a wasted afternoon, waiting to hear from the > > health insurance company that never calls. > > > > Hobble on, hippies... > > Alan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Hi, I know this will probably indicate I am completely nuts.......... but that was something I asked my OS at the first 'interview'............. Well he did ask 'Now have you any questions'..........and by then I was simply well overwhelmed........... It will survive of course........... so perhaps we can donate them to one of the local uni's to show the students how they wear or the family will be happy to put it up on the mantle piece to gather dust.................smile. Then again the bottom bit may make an interesting door stop for the bizzare minded............smile. Edith LBHR Dr. L Walter Syd Aust 8/02 > What happens if we decide to be creamated at death? Will the metal > ball and socket be able to fit in the urn? Will we need a special > urn with a particuarly large mouth to fit the implants through? > > Beaule C+ 3/5/04 > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Hi, I know this will probably indicate I am completely nuts.......... but that was something I asked my OS at the first 'interview'............. Well he did ask 'Now have you any questions'..........and by then I was simply well overwhelmed........... It will survive of course........... so perhaps we can donate them to one of the local uni's to show the students how they wear or the family will be happy to put it up on the mantle piece to gather dust.................smile. Then again the bottom bit may make an interesting door stop for the bizzare minded............smile. Edith LBHR Dr. L Walter Syd Aust 8/02 > What happens if we decide to be creamated at death? Will the metal > ball and socket be able to fit in the urn? Will we need a special > urn with a particuarly large mouth to fit the implants through? > > Beaule C+ 3/5/04 > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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