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LOL!!! Sounds a little like me in my younger days! If I tried it

now, I'd probably die!

Love Lana

> The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls.

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LOL!!! Sounds a little like me in my younger days! If I tried it

now, I'd probably die!

Love Lana

> The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls.

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you are so funny!

I agree with Lana, it reminds me of the old days.

Now. just old!

Debbi

[OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls]

The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my

husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours

passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit

loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in

the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband

would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution

in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, "

Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! "

Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said.

" Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " ,

cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and

broke wind. "

To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca

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[OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls]

The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my

husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours

passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit

loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in

the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband

would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution

in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, "

Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! "

Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said.

" Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " ,

cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and

broke wind. "

To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca

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[OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls]

The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my

husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours

passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit

loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in

the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband

would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution

in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, "

Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! "

Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said.

" Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " ,

cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and

broke wind. "

To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca

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Good One!

> [OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls]

>

> The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I

told my

> husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the

hours

> passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a

bit

> loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo

clock in

> the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my

husband

> would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

>

> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution

> in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

>

> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told

him, "

> Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that

one! "

>

> Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why,

he said.

> " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh.

crap. " ,

> cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3

times,

> giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee

table and

> broke wind. "

>

>

>

>

> To learn more about EDS, visit our website:

http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca

>

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Good One!

> [OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls]

>

> The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I

told my

> husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the

hours

> passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a

bit

> loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo

clock in

> the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my

husband

> would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

>

> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution

> in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

>

> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told

him, "

> Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that

one! "

>

> Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why,

he said.

> " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh.

crap. " ,

> cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3

times,

> giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee

table and

> broke wind. "

>

>

>

>

> To learn more about EDS, visit our website:

http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca

>

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Good One!

> [OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls]

>

> The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I

told my

> husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the

hours

> passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a

bit

> loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo

clock in

> the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my

husband

> would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

>

> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution

> in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

>

> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told

him, "

> Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that

one! "

>

> Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why,

he said.

> " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh.

crap. " ,

> cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3

times,

> giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee

table and

> broke wind. "

>

>

>

>

> To learn more about EDS, visit our website:

http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca

>

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