Guest guest Posted June 10, 2004 Report Share Posted June 10, 2004 LOL!!! Sounds a little like me in my younger days! If I tried it now, I'd probably die! Love Lana > The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2004 Report Share Posted June 10, 2004 LOL!!! Sounds a little like me in my younger days! If I tried it now, I'd probably die! Love Lana > The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2004 Report Share Posted June 10, 2004 you are so funny! I agree with Lana, it reminds me of the old days. Now. just old! Debbi [OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls] The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, " Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! " Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said. " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " , cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and broke wind. " To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 11, 2004 Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 [OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls] The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, " Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! " Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said. " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " , cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and broke wind. " To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 12, 2004 Report Share Posted June 12, 2004 [OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls] The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, " Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! " Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said. " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " , cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and broke wind. " To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2004 Report Share Posted June 13, 2004 Good One! > [OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls] > > The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my > husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours > passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit > loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in > the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband > would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. > > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution > in order to escape a possible conflict with him. > > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, " > Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! " > > Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said. > " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " , > cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, > giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and > broke wind. " > > > > > To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2004 Report Share Posted June 13, 2004 Good One! > [OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls] > > The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my > husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours > passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit > loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in > the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband > would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. > > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution > in order to escape a possible conflict with him. > > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, " > Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! " > > Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said. > " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " , > cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, > giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and > broke wind. " > > > > > To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2004 Report Share Posted June 13, 2004 Good One! > [OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls] > > The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my > husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours > passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit > loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in > the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband > would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. > > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution > in order to escape a possible conflict with him. > > The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, " > Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! " > > Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said. > " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " , > cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, > giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and > broke wind. " > > > > > To learn more about EDS, visit our website: http://www.ehlersdanlos.ca > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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