[OT-joke-A Night Out With The Girls]

[Guest guest]

The other night I was invited for a night out with the girls. I told my

husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! " Well, the hours

passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit

loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in

the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband

would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution

in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him, "

Midnight " . He didn't seem upset at all. " Whew! Got away with that one! "

Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. " When I asked him why, he said.

" Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, " Oh. crap. " ,

cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,

giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and

broke wind. "