real headline in my local paper....

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"Spiced up Zombie bites two people"That headline on the top of the front page was certainly an attention getter. It turns out a 21 year old was taking the drug Spice and decided he was a Zombie. He bit a woman and then went after her boyfriend and bit him. All the time he was saying "I'm a Zombie and I'm gonna eat you." Finally the boyfriend was able to get to his work truck and grab a pipe wrench and hit the zombie in the head. The bites are bad and the zombie was charged with assault and "disfigurement". The zombie's sister said he had just gotten out of jail in New Mexico for biting someone. SharonThis email is a natural hand made product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.