New Maxines

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       The New Maxines  

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Maxine should run for president. She was right on with  this one!  

Everyone  concentrates on the problems we're having in  this country lately: illegal immigration,  

hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people  in Florida .... 

Not  me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.  It's a win-win situation. + Dig a moat the  length of the Mexican border. + Send the  dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the  levies. 

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.  Any other problems you would like for me to

solve today? Yes?

 Think  about these:1. Cows2. The  Constitution3. The Ten Commandments  

C OW S Is  it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing  that during the mad cow epidemic our

government  could track a single cow, born in Canada almost  three years ago, right to

the stall where she  slept in the state of Washington? And, they  tracked her calves to their 

stalls. But they are  unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens  wandering around our country.

Maybe we should give each of them a cow.  T H E  C O N S T I T U T I O N  

They  keep talking about drafting a Constitution for  Iraq .... Why don't we just give them

ours? It  was written by a lot of really smart guys, it  has worked for over 200 years, and

we're not  using it anymore. T H E  1 0  C O M M A N D M E N T S  

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt  Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall

Not Lie'  in a building full of lawyers, judges and  politicians...It creates a hostile work  

environment. PART OF THE PROBLEM  Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending Someone-- 

YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

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Have A Blessed Day!