Guest guest Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011  Arkansas Bass Boat   A good old Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,  " What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to  float a boat within 100 miles of here. "  He says, " I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it. "  His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees    the wife and asks where his brother is.  She says, " He's out there in his bass boat " , pointing to the field behind the house.  The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand . He yells out to him, " What are you doin'? "  His brother replies, " I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'? "  His brother yells, " It's people like you that give people from Arkansasa bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass! "           Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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