How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?  

1. Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're  inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?

 

2.  Border Collie:  Just one.  And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

 

3.  Dachshund:  You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

 

4.  Rottweiler:  Make me.

 

5.  Boxer:  Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.  I can bat the ball around, too.

 

6.   Labrador retriever:  Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!  Can I?  Can I?  Huh? Huh?  Huh?  Can I?  Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please.

 

7.  German Shepherd:  I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

 

8.  Jack Terrier:  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

 

9.  Old English Sheepdog:  Light bulb?  I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb...

 

10. Cocker Spaniel:  Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark....

 

11. Chihuahua:  Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

 

12. Pointer:  I see it!  There it is, there it is, right there...

 

13. Greyhound:  It isn't moving.  Who cares?

 

14. Australian Shepherd:  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

 

15. Poodle:  I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.  By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

HOWEVER, The Cat's Answer:   " Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.  So, the real question is:  How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage? "

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