The top ten signs that you might be a zombie

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The top ten signs that you might be a zombie

Wednesday, October 19, 2011by Mike , the Health Ranger

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(NaturalNews) If you burn your yard rather than mow it, you might be a redneck, says comedian Jeff Foxworthy. But how might you realize you're a zombie? Here are the top ten signs that you just might be a zombie...

Sign #1: If you routinely take flu shot vaccines and then wonder why you still catch the flu every winter, you might be a zombie

Annual flu shots are " medicines for the mindless. " Even according to the medical scientists who are pro-vaccine, flu shots simply don't work on 99 out of 100 people (http://www.naturalnews.com/029641_v...). So if you find yourself standing in line at the pharmacy waiting to get a flu shot, think to yourself, " Whoa! I might be a zombie! "

Sign #2: If you find yourself watching mainstream media news, but still can't make sense of world events, you might be a zombie

The purpose of the mainstream media is not to keep you informed, but to make you obedient. (http://www.naturalnews.com/033893_m...) Mainstream news stories are chosen to promote a corporate agenda, not to bring you accurate information about events that might impact your life in meaningful ways. Those who watch mainstream news television quickly become zombies and then go on to succumb to vaccines and other brain poisons such as fluoride in the water (see below).

Sign #3: If you find yourself mindlessly following your doctor's advice even while your sickness gets increasingly worse, you might be a zombie.

Conscious people realize that if what they are doing isn't working, they need to change what they are doing! But zombies keep doing the same thing over and over again, all while wondering why they keep getting the same results. And doctors promote it with weird zombie logic such as: if that last round of antibiotics was useless, let's try another round of antibiotics and hope for a different outcome!

Sign #4: If you automatically do what you're told by police officers and " authorities, " you might be a zombie.

A police officer shows up at your doorsteps and politely asks, " May I come in? " A zombie says, " Sure! " and mindlessly opens the door. But an intelligent, conscious person knows this is a zombie mind trick that allows law enforcement officers to testify that you gave them consent to search your entire home. When a police officer asks to enter your home, they are not being polite. They are asking you to surrender your Fourth Amendment rights, and they are using clever social contracts to manipulate you into giving up those rights without you noticing. Don't be a zombie! Know your rights! Learn more at: www.FlexYourRights.org

Sign #5: If you only read the front of food packages -- and not the back -- you might be a zombie

While shopping at the local grocery store, you notice a package of cereal that claims to be " all natural " and says it may " lower cholesterol, " too. The back of the cereal, however, may reveal that the ingredients are not organic, meaning they're made with pesticides and GMOs (http://www.naturalnews.com/033838_b...). Zombies only read the marketing claims on food products. Conscious people read the ingredients and learn how to see beyond the marketing hype of dishonest food companies