BEACH GIRL(giggle time....)

[Guest guest]

Beach Girl

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One

summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't

unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would

approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then

speak to them.

Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander

off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of

money and something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed that she was

selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure,

they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, " Honey, have you ever Noticed

that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices? "

He hadn't - and said so. Then she said, " Tomorrow I want you to get

a towel and our big Radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what

she's really doing. "

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost

hopping up & down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband

and then leave. The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

Well, Is she selling drugs? " she asked excitedly. No, she's not, " he

said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

Well, what is it then? What does she do? " his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, " She's a battery salesperson. "

" Batteries? " cried the wife.

" Yes ..... " he replied -

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" ....... she sells C cells by the sea shore ! "

May Gods Love

Always Protect & Comfort You !!!

Hugs & Love All Around

TJ aka Moon

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[Guest guest]

That is too funny, TJ!!!!!!

I loved it - thanks for sending it along.

Love, Patti

BEACH GIRL(giggle time....)

Beach Girl

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.

One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't

unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would

approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then

speak to them.

Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander

off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of

money and something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed that she was

selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure,

they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, " Honey, have you ever

Noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic

devices? "

He hadn't - and said so. Then she said, " Tomorrow I want you to

get a towel and our big Radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out

what she's really doing. "

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost

hopping up & down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband

and then leave. The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

Well, Is she selling drugs? " she asked excitedly. No, she's not, "

he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

Well, what is it then? What does she do? " his wife fairly

shrieked.

The man grinned and said, " She's a battery salesperson. "

" Batteries? " cried the wife.

" Yes ..... " he replied -

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OOOH - Now this is going to kill you .

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OOOOH - You're gonna hate me for this - but it will make your

day!!!

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" ....... she sells C cells by the sea shore ! "

May Gods Love

Always Protect & Comfort You !!!

Hugs & Love All Around

TJ aka Moon

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Email Me

FellowShip In Love

FIL- Msn Egroup

My Angel In Heaven

TJ's WebSets

TJ's Home On The Web

TJ's Web Design

Ehlers Danlos Syndrome & Me

True FriendShips Last Forever

True FriendShips Last Forever~ Msn E-Group

Harmony Hues~ My Mothers Oil Painting Store

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[Guest guest]

That is too funny, TJ!!!!!!

I loved it - thanks for sending it along.

Love, Patti

BEACH GIRL(giggle time....)

Beach Girl

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.

One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't

unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would

approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then

speak to them.

Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander

off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of

money and something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed that she was

selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure,

they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, " Honey, have you ever

Noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic

devices? "

He hadn't - and said so. Then she said, " Tomorrow I want you to

get a towel and our big Radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out

what she's really doing. "

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost

hopping up & down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband

and then leave. The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

Well, Is she selling drugs? " she asked excitedly. No, she's not, "

he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

Well, what is it then? What does she do? " his wife fairly

shrieked.

The man grinned and said, " She's a battery salesperson. "

" Batteries? " cried the wife.

" Yes ..... " he replied -

SCROLL DOWN

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OOOH - Now this is going to kill you .

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*

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SCROLL DOWN

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OOOOH - You're gonna hate me for this - but it will make your

day!!!

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*

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*

*

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*

" ....... she sells C cells by the sea shore ! "

May Gods Love

Always Protect & Comfort You !!!

Hugs & Love All Around

TJ aka Moon

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Email Me

FellowShip In Love

FIL- Msn Egroup

My Angel In Heaven

TJ's WebSets

TJ's Home On The Web

TJ's Web Design

Ehlers Danlos Syndrome & Me

True FriendShips Last Forever

True FriendShips Last Forever~ Msn E-Group

Harmony Hues~ My Mothers Oil Painting Store

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