Children are Quick

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  Children Are Quick

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  TEACHER:    Why are you late? 

STUDENT:     Class started before I got here. 

  --------------------------------------------------------TEACHER:    , go to the map and find   North America    ..

MARIA:         Here it  is.

TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ? CLASS:         .

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TEACHER:    , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

(I  Love this child) ____________________________________________

TEACHER:   , what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:   What are you talking about? DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.  

__________________________________ TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me! __________________________________________  

TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.  

_______________________________________ TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '

MILLIE:         I  is.. TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'

MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

________________________________ TEACHER:    Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:           Because still had  the axe in his hand.....   

______________________________________   TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  

______________________________ TEACHER:    Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's..   Did you copy his?

CLYDE:         No, sir. It's the same dog.    

  (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________

TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?

HAROLD:     A teacher __________________________________      PASS  IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

   LAUGHTER  IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!