Guest guest Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Gotta love dogs! J lol…Jackie Subject: DOG FOR SALE DOG FOR SALE :A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out,and I knew I wasn't getting any younger soI decided to settle down. I signed up for a jobat the airport to do some undercover security,wandering near suspicious characters andlistening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.''I got married, had a mess of puppies, andnow I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asksthe owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why onearth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out ofthe yard' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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