Sex Fairy **ADULT JOKE*****

[Guest guest]

The Sex Fairy

This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at

the bottom. That's why I didn't want to take any

chances with this one!

I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!

1.

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find

that when women make love they produce amounts of

the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and

skin smooth.

2.

Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances

of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.

The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your

skin glow

3.

Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled

on during that romantic dinner.

4.

Sex is one of the safest sports you can take

up. It stretches and tones up just about every

muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than

swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special

sneakers!

5.

Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It

releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing

a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling

of well being.

6.

The more sex you have, the more you will be

offered. The sexually active body gives off greater

quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These

subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7.

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT

IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8.

Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.

Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the

teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes

decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9.

Sex actually relieves headaches A lovemaking

session can release the tension that restricts blood

vessels in the brain.

10.

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.

Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat

asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in

sex. The original is in a room in Palaiseau.

It has been sent around the world nine times.

Now sex has been sent to you.

The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you

within four days of receiving this message, provided

you, in turn, send it on.

If you don't, then you

will never receive good sex again for the rest of

your life.

You will eventually become celibate, and

your genitals will rot and fall off.

This is no joke!

Send copies to people you think need sex

(who doesn't?).

Don't send money, as the fate of your

genitals has no price.

Do not keep this message.

This message must leave your e-mail in 96

hours.

Please send ten copies and see what happens in

four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you

must send it.

This is true, even if you are not superstitious