Politically Correct/joke

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How to Speak About Women and be Politically Correct:

1. She is not a babe or a chick – she is a

breasted American.

2. She is not easy – she is horizontally

accessible.

3. She is not dumb – she is a detour off the

information highway.

4. She has not been around – she is a

previously enjoyed companion.

5. She is not an airhead – she is reality

impaired

6. She does not get drunk or tipsy – she gets

chemically inconvenienced.

7. She does not have breast implants – she is

medically enhanced.

8. She does not nag you to death – she becomes

verbally repetitive.

9. She does not have major league hooters –

she is pectorally superior.

How to Speak About Men and Be Politically Correct:

1. He does not have a beer gut – he has

developed a liquid grain storage facility.

2. He is not a bad dancer – he is overly

Caucasian.

3. He does not get lost all the time – he

investigates alternative destinations.

4. He is not balding – he is in follicle

regression.

5. He does not get falling-down drunk – he

becomes accidentally horizontal.

6. He does not act like a total ass – he

develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion.

7. He is not a male chauvinist pig – he has swine

empathy.

8. He is not horny – he is sexually focused.

9. He is not afraid of commitment – he is

monogamously challenged.

10. That’s not his crack you see hanging out

of his pants – it is male cleavage.

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