For the GUYS...Handy Female Translator!

[Guest guest]

Hi:

Here is a little something for all the guys out there

just so that they don't think they have been

forgotten.

For the GUYS...

Handy Female Translator!

What she says: We need...

What she MEANS: I want...

What she says: We need to talk.

What she MEANS: I need to complain.

What she says: Sure, go ahead.

What she MEANS: But I don't want you to.

What she says: I'm not upset.

What she MEANS: Of course I'm upset, you IDIOT.

What she says: The car is low on gas.

What she MEANS: Go fill it up.

What she says: The trash is getting full.

What she MEANS: Take out the trash, right now.

What she says: You're certainly attentive tonight.

What she MEANS: Is sex all you ever think about?

What she says: Be romantic, turn out the lights.

What she MEANS: I have flabby thighs.

What she says: You're so... manly.

What she MEANS: You need a shave and a bath.

What she says: It's your decision.

What she MEANS: The correct decision should be obvious

to you by now.

What she says: Do you love me?

What she MEANS: I'm going to ask for something

expensive.

What she says: How much do you love me?

What she MEANS: I did something today you're really

not going to like.

What she says: I need new shoes.

What she MEANS: These other 43 pairs are the wrong

shade of black.

What she says: We need new curtains.

What she MEANS: And new carpeting, and furniture, and

wallpaper...

What she says: This kitchen is so inconvenient.

What she MEANS: I want a new house.

What she says: I heard a noise.

What she MEANS: I noticed you were almost asleep.

What she says: I'll be ready in a minute.

What she MEANS: Kick off your shoes and find a good

game on TV.

What she says: Do you like this recipe?

What she MEANS: It's easy to fix, so you'd better get

used to it.

What she says: Is my butt fat?

What she MEANS: Tell me I'm beautiful.

What she says: It's all right, dear.

What she MEANS: You'll pay for this.

What she says: I'm not yelling!

What she MEANS: Yes, I am yelling because I think this

is important.

What she says: Do what you want.

What she MEANS: You'll pay for this later.

What she says: You have to learn to communicate.

What she MEANS: Just agree with me.

What she says: I'm sorry.

What she MEANS: You'll be sorry.

What she says: The same old thing.

What she MEANS: Nothing.

What she says: Nothing.

What she MEANS: Everything.

What she says: Nothing, really.

What she MEANS: It's just that you're such an a**hole.

What she says: I don't want to talk about it.

What she MEANS: Go away, I'm still building up steam.

What she says: What makes you think there is something

wrong?

What she MEANS: I'm going to kill you.

What she says: Are you listening to me?!?

What she MEANS: Too late, you're dead.

What she says: Yes

What she MEANS: Maybe

What she says: No

What she MEANS: No

What she says: Maybe

What she MEANS: No

Tina

winphal@...

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[Guest guest]

That is a very good article. I am going to print that one out and save it,

ummm maybe even clip it on the fridge. haha

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