*TGIF*

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One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his

dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked,

'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?'

The redneck said it was his.

'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

The redneck replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause

she's tied up under that shade tree.'

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs bred.

No way,' said the redneck. 'That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning'.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't

understand; your dog wants to have sex!'

The redneck looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead, I always wanted

a police dog.

Barb in Texas - Together in the Fight - Whatever it

Takes!

Son Ken (34) UC 91 PSC 99, LTX 6/21 & 6/30 2007

@ Baylor/Dallas

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Very funnySent via BlackBerry by AT&TDate: Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:20:14 -0600To: < >Subject: *TGIF* One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?' The redneck said it was his. 'Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said. The redneck replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree.' The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs bred. No way,' said the redneck. 'That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning'.' The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!' The redneck looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead, I always wanted a police dog. Barb in Texas - Together in the Fight - Whatever it Takes! Son Ken (34) UC 91 PSC 99, LTX 6/21 & 6/30 2007 @ Baylor/Dallas