TGIF - Gotta Love Minnesota Girls

[Guest guest]

Three men

were sitting together bragging about how they had given their

new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that

she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days,

but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed

and

put away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska . He had given his

wife

orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking.

The

first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was

better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were

done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Minnesota . He told her that her

duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,

laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the

first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see

anything,

but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could

see

a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and

load the dishwasher.