Guest guest Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 Subject: Fw: FW: BrokeA little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to beconfronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Goodmorning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of yourtime, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuumcleaners. "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and sheproceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his footin the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Notuntil you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied abucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner doesnot remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I willpersonally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well Ihope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricitythis morning.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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