Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 It is 26 degrees F this morning in East Texas and this little Texan is freezing her backside off, but that is ok because by lunch time it will be 70 and we will all have the windows open!! Have a great weekend everybody. >>> shawnee618 shawnee.ryan@...> 1/16/2009 6:51 AM >>> 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth. 40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker. 20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the Mini-Van won't start. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, " Cold 'nuff fer ya? " 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late =========================================================== This message is confidential, intended only for the named recipient(s) and may contain information that is privileged or exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient(s), you are notified that the dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. If you received this message in error, or are not the named recipient(s), please notify the sender and delete this e-mail from your computer. ETMC has implemented secure messaging for certain types of messages. For more information about our secure messaging system, go to: http://www.etmc.org/mail/ Thank you. =========================================================== BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 X-GWTYPE:USER FN:Wilkinson, ORG:;Human Resources EMAIL;WORK;PREF;NGW:lindawilkinson@... N:Wilkinson; END:VCARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 It is 26 degrees F this morning in East Texas and this little Texan is freezing her backside off, but that is ok because by lunch time it will be 70 and we will all have the windows open!! Have a great weekend everybody. >>> shawnee618 shawnee.ryan@...> 1/16/2009 6:51 AM >>> 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth. 40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker. 20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the Mini-Van won't start. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, " Cold 'nuff fer ya? " 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late =========================================================== This message is confidential, intended only for the named recipient(s) and may contain information that is privileged or exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient(s), you are notified that the dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. If you received this message in error, or are not the named recipient(s), please notify the sender and delete this e-mail from your computer. ETMC has implemented secure messaging for certain types of messages. For more information about our secure messaging system, go to: http://www.etmc.org/mail/ Thank you. =========================================================== BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 X-GWTYPE:USER FN:Wilkinson, ORG:;Human Resources EMAIL;WORK;PREF;NGW:lindawilkinson@... N:Wilkinson; END:VCARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 It is 26 degrees F this morning in East Texas and this little Texan is freezing her backside off, but that is ok because by lunch time it will be 70 and we will all have the windows open!! Have a great weekend everybody. >>> shawnee618 shawnee.ryan@...> 1/16/2009 6:51 AM >>> 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth. 40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker. 20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the Mini-Van won't start. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, " Cold 'nuff fer ya? " 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late =========================================================== This message is confidential, intended only for the named recipient(s) and may contain information that is privileged or exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient(s), you are notified that the dissemination, distribution or copying of this message is strictly prohibited. If you received this message in error, or are not the named recipient(s), please notify the sender and delete this e-mail from your computer. ETMC has implemented secure messaging for certain types of messages. For more information about our secure messaging system, go to: http://www.etmc.org/mail/ Thank you. =========================================================== BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 X-GWTYPE:USER FN:Wilkinson, ORG:;Human Resources EMAIL;WORK;PREF;NGW:lindawilkinson@... N:Wilkinson; END:VCARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Good one - that would explain why Minnesota is near the top of the healthiest states list! Arne 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, " Cold 'nuff fer ya? " 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Good one - that would explain why Minnesota is near the top of the healthiest states list! Arne 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, " Cold 'nuff fer ya? " 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Good one - that would explain why Minnesota is near the top of the healthiest states list! Arne 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, " Cold 'nuff fer ya? " 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Well I knew it wasn't the beer and brats. > > Good one - that would explain why Minnesota is near the top of the > healthiest states list! > > Arne > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 ee, That is hilarious! I actually love the cold weather we’re having. In Michigan it’s about -10 right now and we’re bundled up next to the fireplace for the next few days. I love burning wood and it heats our whole house, so it’s a fun time as long as it doesn’t go on and on for weeks. J Rick From: [mailto: ] On Behalf Of shawnee618 Sent: Friday, January 16, 2009 7:51 AM To: Subject: Extra TGIF- for Arne. 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth. 40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker. 20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset because the Mini-Van won't start. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in Minnesota can be heard to say, " Cold 'nuff fer ya? " 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 That was great! I woke to 10 degrees above zero today with snow on the ground. This is the best time of the year. just chilling, Barby - KS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 That was great! I woke to 10 degrees above zero today with snow on the ground. This is the best time of the year. just chilling, Barby - KS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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