Welcome New Members....and Children

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Welcome New Members!! This is such a wonderful, loving, and

supprtive group/family!

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Children

1) You spend the first 2 years of their life

teaching them to walk and talk.

Then you spend the next 16

telling them to sit down and shut-up.

2) Grandchildren are God's reward

for not killing your children.

3) Cleaning your house

while your kids are still growing

is like clearing the driveway

before it has stopped snowing.

4) There is only one

pretty child in the world

and every mother has it.

5) Mothers of teens

know why animals eat their young.

6) I asked Mom if I was a gifted child....

She said they certainly wouldn't have

paid for me.

7) Children are natural mimics,

who act like their parents

despite every effort

to teach them good manners.

8) Children seldom misquote you.

In fact, they usually repeat

word for word

what you shouldn't have said.

9) The main purpose

of holding children's parties

is to remind yourself

that there are children

more awful than your own.

10) We child proofed our home

3 years ago

and they're still getting in!

11) Be nice to your kids.

They'll choose your nursing home.