Guest guest Posted August 23, 2002 Report Share Posted August 23, 2002 In a message dated 08/23/2002 10:20:29 AM US Eastern Standard Time, paulafayem@... writes: > " Where are you > hurting? " " MY BUTT! " > a, I have had this alot...when I was first diagnosed..that was where the a majority of pain was....started on my right side of my lower back and went all the way down in my butt cheek...So I totally understand...I went to the Chiropractor..and he adjusted my back and told me that my torso had twisted out of alignment so he poped my right leg back up in me where it is suppose to go and It helped my butt pain tremendously...(had to chuckle that sounds funny) Allicia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 23, 2002 Report Share Posted August 23, 2002 In a message dated 08/23/2002 10:20:29 AM US Eastern Standard Time, paulafayem@... writes: > " Where are you > hurting? " " MY BUTT! " > a, I have had this alot...when I was first diagnosed..that was where the a majority of pain was....started on my right side of my lower back and went all the way down in my butt cheek...So I totally understand...I went to the Chiropractor..and he adjusted my back and told me that my torso had twisted out of alignment so he poped my right leg back up in me where it is suppose to go and It helped my butt pain tremendously...(had to chuckle that sounds funny) Allicia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 23, 2002 Report Share Posted August 23, 2002 Hello, there, haven;t commented lately, due to pain in my butt, literally, my legs and feet also. But can you imagine, " Where are you hurting? " " MY BUTT! " I went to the pain management doctor, he seems to think I also have some sort of arthritis and wants me to go to a rheumatologist. Which I do have an appointment with but not until September. So he gave me my first real strong steroid shot in the arm Wednesday. WOW. I did not sleep at all Wednesday night. My arm was soooo sore where the shot went in, and is still sore. My activity level went up but the pain was helped a bit by this shot, which the doctor seems to think there is some sort of inflammation going on somewhere since the shot did help somewhat. Anyways, I thought I would share this with you since I enjoyed it so. And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created Mc's. And Mc's brought forth the 99- cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, " You want fries with that? " And Man said, " Super-size them, " and Man gained pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her figure that Man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And Woman gained pounds. And God Said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. " And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert. And Woman gained pounds. And God said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth chicken=fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof. And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose these extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with rmote control so Man would not have to toil to change the channels between ESPN AND ESPN2. And Man gained pounds. And God said, " You're running up the score, Satan. " And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable nautrally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, " It's good. " And Man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And Satan chuckled and created HMOs. a Faye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 23, 2002 Report Share Posted August 23, 2002 --I believe this is the truth. I love the story. - In @y..., " paulafayem " wrote: > Hello, there, haven;t commented lately, due to pain in my butt, > literally, my legs and feet also. But can you imagine, " Where are you > hurting? " " MY BUTT! " > > I went to the pain management doctor, he seems to think I also have > some sort of arthritis and wants me to go to a rheumatologist. Which > I do have an appointment with but not until September. So he gave me > my first real strong steroid shot in the arm Wednesday. WOW. I did > not sleep at all Wednesday night. My arm was soooo sore where the > shot went in, and is still sore. My activity level went up but the > pain was helped a bit by this shot, which the doctor seems to think > there is some sort of inflammation going on somewhere since the shot > did help somewhat. > > Anyways, I thought I would share this with you since I enjoyed it so. > > And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and > spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman > would live long and healthy lives. > And Satan created Mc's. And Mc's brought forth the 99- > cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, " You want fries with > that? " > And Man said, " Super-size them, " and Man gained pounds. > > And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her > figure that Man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he > brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to > put on the yogurt. And Woman gained pounds. > > And God Said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. " And Satan brought forth > creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice > cream for dessert. And Woman gained pounds. > > And God said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil > with which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth chicken=fried steak > so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad > cholesterol went through the roof. > > And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose these > extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with rmote control so > Man would not have to toil to change the channels between ESPN AND > ESPN2. And Man gained pounds. > > And God said, " You're running up the score, Satan. " > > And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable nautrally low in fat > and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin > and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And he > created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and > ate potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and > said, " It's good. " And Man went into cardiac arrest. > > And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. > > And Satan chuckled and created HMOs. > > > > a Faye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 23, 2002 Report Share Posted August 23, 2002 --I believe this is the truth. I love the story. - In @y..., " paulafayem " wrote: > Hello, there, haven;t commented lately, due to pain in my butt, > literally, my legs and feet also. But can you imagine, " Where are you > hurting? " " MY BUTT! " > > I went to the pain management doctor, he seems to think I also have > some sort of arthritis and wants me to go to a rheumatologist. Which > I do have an appointment with but not until September. So he gave me > my first real strong steroid shot in the arm Wednesday. WOW. I did > not sleep at all Wednesday night. My arm was soooo sore where the > shot went in, and is still sore. My activity level went up but the > pain was helped a bit by this shot, which the doctor seems to think > there is some sort of inflammation going on somewhere since the shot > did help somewhat. > > Anyways, I thought I would share this with you since I enjoyed it so. > > And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and > spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman > would live long and healthy lives. > And Satan created Mc's. And Mc's brought forth the 99- > cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, " You want fries with > that? " > And Man said, " Super-size them, " and Man gained pounds. > > And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her > figure that Man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he > brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to > put on the yogurt. And Woman gained pounds. > > And God Said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. " And Satan brought forth > creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice > cream for dessert. And Woman gained pounds. > > And God said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil > with which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth chicken=fried steak > so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad > cholesterol went through the roof. > > And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose these > extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with rmote control so > Man would not have to toil to change the channels between ESPN AND > ESPN2. And Man gained pounds. > > And God said, " You're running up the score, Satan. " > > And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable nautrally low in fat > and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin > and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And he > created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and > ate potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and > said, " It's good. " And Man went into cardiac arrest. > > And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. > > And Satan chuckled and created HMOs. > > > > a Faye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 23, 2002 Report Share Posted August 23, 2002 --I believe this is the truth. I love the story. - In @y..., " paulafayem " wrote: > Hello, there, haven;t commented lately, due to pain in my butt, > literally, my legs and feet also. But can you imagine, " Where are you > hurting? " " MY BUTT! " > > I went to the pain management doctor, he seems to think I also have > some sort of arthritis and wants me to go to a rheumatologist. Which > I do have an appointment with but not until September. So he gave me > my first real strong steroid shot in the arm Wednesday. WOW. I did > not sleep at all Wednesday night. My arm was soooo sore where the > shot went in, and is still sore. My activity level went up but the > pain was helped a bit by this shot, which the doctor seems to think > there is some sort of inflammation going on somewhere since the shot > did help somewhat. > > Anyways, I thought I would share this with you since I enjoyed it so. > > And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and > spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman > would live long and healthy lives. > And Satan created Mc's. And Mc's brought forth the 99- > cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, " You want fries with > that? " > And Man said, " Super-size them, " and Man gained pounds. > > And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her > figure that Man found so fair. And Satan froze the yogurt, and he > brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to > put on the yogurt. And Woman gained pounds. > > And God Said, " Try my crispy fresh salad. " And Satan brought forth > creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice > cream for dessert. And Woman gained pounds. > > And God said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil > with which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth chicken=fried steak > so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad > cholesterol went through the roof. > > And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose these > extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with rmote control so > Man would not have to toil to change the channels between ESPN AND > ESPN2. And Man gained pounds. > > And God said, " You're running up the score, Satan. " > > And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable nautrally low in fat > and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin > and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And he > created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and > ate potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and > said, " It's good. " And Man went into cardiac arrest. > > And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. > > And Satan chuckled and created HMOs. > > > > a Faye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 24, 2002 Report Share Posted August 24, 2002 oh, paula, that was GREAT! ha! What makes it so funny, is it is so, so TRUE! Pain in the butt...*giggle* ISnt it a nice thing, we can laugh at our pains and aches? I guess we have got to have humor...keeps the mind sane and the body loose...they DO say laughter is the best medicine..... Mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 24, 2002 Report Share Posted August 24, 2002 oh, paula, that was GREAT! ha! What makes it so funny, is it is so, so TRUE! Pain in the butt...*giggle* ISnt it a nice thing, we can laugh at our pains and aches? I guess we have got to have humor...keeps the mind sane and the body loose...they DO say laughter is the best medicine..... Mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 24, 2002 Report Share Posted August 24, 2002 oh, paula, that was GREAT! ha! What makes it so funny, is it is so, so TRUE! Pain in the butt...*giggle* ISnt it a nice thing, we can laugh at our pains and aches? I guess we have got to have humor...keeps the mind sane and the body loose...they DO say laughter is the best medicine..... Mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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