A Dose of Cleaning Humor :)

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> --- Kim Best kimmybin2jesus@...> wrote:

>

> > DID YOU EVER TRY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH

> SOMEONE

> > WHO LOVES CLEANING HER HOUSE?

> >

> > FOLLOW ROSEANNE'S ADVICE; I'M NOT GOING TO VACUUM

> > UNTIL SEARS MAKES ONE YOU CAN RIDE ON.

> >

> > PEOPLE YOU LOVE COME TO SEE YOU, NOT WAXED FLOORS.

> >

> > YOUR HOUSE DOESN'T PASS THE WHITE GLOVE TEST?

> > LUCKILY

> > NO ONE WEARS WHITE GLOVES ANYMORE.

> >

> > IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF A SPECK OF DUST IN

> > YOUR HOUSE, LEAVE THE HOUSE AND GO TO SEE A MOVIE.

> >

> > WHEN YOU'RE 90, DO YOU WANT TO LOOK BACK ON CLEAN

> > BATHROOMS AS YOUR MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENT?

> >

> > PUT 40 WATT LIGHTBULBS IN ALL YOUR LAMPS AND NO

> ONE

> > WILL SEE THE DUST.

> >

> > REAL FRIENDS DON'T SEE THE MESS IN YOUR HOUSE

> > BECAUSE

> > THEIR HOUSE IS THE SAME.

> >

> > WATER RINGS ON THE COFFEE TABLE JUST SHOW HOW MANY

> > GREAT PARTIES YOU'VE HAD.

> >

> > DUST IS UNSANITARY. STAY AWAY FROM IT!

> >

> >

> >

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