Re: 25 Ways To Cope With Stress

[Guest guest]

I have to say that I was going through the msg from the very

beginning (obviously lol) and this one had me in TEARS from

laughing. I was reading it, trying to, to my roommate and I

couldn't...he had to come read it himself. I was laughing to

hysterically....I REALLY NEEDED THAT SO BAD today!!!!! have a great

day

P.s. thanks again to everyone, there's been so many emails welcoming

me and I'd love to respond to them individually I just hope due to

how many you understand that they are SO appreciated and it's easier

at this point to say thank you to the group as a whole. Today I p/u

some books that have been suggested and I look forward to reading

thru them. I have to be at the hospital in the a.m. for some nuclear

tests...keep me in your thoughts please.

Trac

> 25 Ways To Cope With Stress

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> 1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.

> See how many you can do at a time.

> 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.

> 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

> 4. When someone says " have a nice day " , tell them you have other

> plans.

> 5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

> 6. Dance naked in front of your pets.

> 7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-

school

> as if nothing is wrong.

> 8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

> 9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from

> high places.

> 10. Leaf through " National Geographic " and draw underwear on the

> natives.

> 11. Tattoo " Out to Lunch " on your forehead.

> 12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next

day.

> 13. Buy a subscription to " Sleazoid Weekly " and send it to your

> boss's wife.

> 14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

> 15. Drive to work in reverse.

> 16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

> 17. Tell you boss to " blow it out your mule " and let him figure it

> out.

> 18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.

> 19. Polish your car with earwax.

> 20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

> 21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes

> back to you.

> 22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.

> 23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

> 24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend

they're

> in jail.

> 25. Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.