Guest guest Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 In a message dated 2/22/2005 12:59:03 PM Eastern Standard Time, .Ross@... writes: > Is there also a Guys' Rules About Women? > >Cindi > > That would be absurd. How can you have rules about something that obeys > no rules? It would be like passing a law against bad weather. > you are a smart man....i wondered if you would fall for my trap. cindi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 In a message dated 2/22/2005 12:59:03 PM Eastern Standard Time, .Ross@... writes: > Is there also a Guys' Rules About Women? > >Cindi > > That would be absurd. How can you have rules about something that obeys > no rules? It would be like passing a law against bad weather. > you are a smart man....i wondered if you would fall for my trap. cindi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 In a message dated 2/22/2005 12:59:03 PM Eastern Standard Time, .Ross@... writes: > I don't see why. You have dogs, don't you? They're pretty similar. > I don't...but my 26 yr. old daughter has two. and has often said " why do I need a man? - I have dogs " ..now i understand. Cindi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 In a message dated 2/22/2005 12:59:03 PM Eastern Standard Time, .Ross@... writes: > I don't see why. You have dogs, don't you? They're pretty similar. > I don't...but my 26 yr. old daughter has two. and has often said " why do I need a man? - I have dogs " ..now i understand. Cindi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 nc2406@... wrote: > oh my. Indeed. > and when the 3000 year flu is over at your abode, feel free to > outline in detail the Guy Code of Ethics. i'm sure there are > many here who are as amazed as me that there actually is such > a thing. I don't see why. You have dogs, don't you? They're pretty similar. 1. If it's edible, eat it. Interestingly, both men and dogs prefer to carry their food to a carpeted area before messily devouring it. 2. If it's another male, growl at it, fight with it, and/or become friends with it, not necessarily in that order. There are important differences in the details of those activities, though. Dogs may do things with each other's personal regions that are frowned upon in their human counterparts. 3. If it appears to be a female, attempt to mate with it. This is by far the least successful and most troublesome of all the rules. Part of the problem lies in the wide latitude given the male in determining whether something is, in fact, female. Dogs have relatively poor eyesight, and thus can become enamored of almost anything, such as a human calf. Guys can have similar problems after a few beers. 4. If an object is working fine and not causing any problems, mess with it. Chewing it, taking it apart, and urinating on it are all good choices here. SAFETY TIP: make sure it's not plugged in! 5. If you can't tell which of these categories something fits into, try each one in order until something happens, then try to figure out what happened. > Is there also a Guys' Rules About Women? > Cindi That would be absurd. How can you have rules about something that obeys no rules? It would be like passing a law against bad weather. :-) -- prr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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