Guest guest Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 Homer: Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer. *** : I'm an ugmo. Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear. : Father's have to say that little stuff. Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear? Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt. Homer: There. See? *** Homer: My ears are burning. : I wasn't talking about you, Dad. Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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