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 Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont,

Texas who has recently been

diagnosed as a carrier of the herpes virus.

My parents live in Fort Worth

and one of my sisters, who live in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling

marijuana.

They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers; one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder

of a teenage boy in 1994.

My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct

with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part

time " working girl " .

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to

bringing her into the family.

I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her

about my cousin who supports Kerry for President?

Signed, Worried About My Reputation

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