Guest guest Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Oh Ross, that is intoxicatingly funny....ROFLOL!!! I've got to save that! ~Inga on 3/13/05 12:10 AM, p_r_ross at .Ross@... wrote: > " If you suffer from Unspent Money Syndrome, ask your doctor if > toxakill is right for you. Side effects are generally mild, and > include indigestion, diarrhea, painful screaming death, > dismemberment, bankruptcy, an extra arm growing from your forehead, > bleeding from the eyeballs, and a tendency to confuse " rap " > with " music " . Do not take toxakill if you are currently pregnant, > plan to ever become pregnant, or if your mother was ever pregnant. > Patients who are taking nostraplug, lotapain, or gonadie should not > take toxakill without first naming their doctor as primary life > insurance beneficiary. Toxakill may cause patients who ingest > oxygenated hydrogen compounds to burst into flames; these usually > die down in a few minutes. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Oh Ross, that is intoxicatingly funny....ROFLOL!!! I've got to save that! ~Inga on 3/13/05 12:10 AM, p_r_ross at .Ross@... wrote: > " If you suffer from Unspent Money Syndrome, ask your doctor if > toxakill is right for you. Side effects are generally mild, and > include indigestion, diarrhea, painful screaming death, > dismemberment, bankruptcy, an extra arm growing from your forehead, > bleeding from the eyeballs, and a tendency to confuse " rap " > with " music " . Do not take toxakill if you are currently pregnant, > plan to ever become pregnant, or if your mother was ever pregnant. > Patients who are taking nostraplug, lotapain, or gonadie should not > take toxakill without first naming their doctor as primary life > insurance beneficiary. Toxakill may cause patients who ingest > oxygenated hydrogen compounds to burst into flames; these usually > die down in a few minutes. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Oh Ross, that is intoxicatingly funny....ROFLOL!!! I've got to save that! ~Inga on 3/13/05 12:10 AM, p_r_ross at .Ross@... wrote: > " If you suffer from Unspent Money Syndrome, ask your doctor if > toxakill is right for you. Side effects are generally mild, and > include indigestion, diarrhea, painful screaming death, > dismemberment, bankruptcy, an extra arm growing from your forehead, > bleeding from the eyeballs, and a tendency to confuse " rap " > with " music " . Do not take toxakill if you are currently pregnant, > plan to ever become pregnant, or if your mother was ever pregnant. > Patients who are taking nostraplug, lotapain, or gonadie should not > take toxakill without first naming their doctor as primary life > insurance beneficiary. Toxakill may cause patients who ingest > oxygenated hydrogen compounds to burst into flames; these usually > die down in a few minutes. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Ross, Maybe I am punchy because it is 3:00 AM... ( " It's after ten o'clock.... Where are your adrenals? " ) ....but I am sitting here laughing until there are tears rolling out my eyes....may I share this with a few folks? ~Inga on 3/13/05 12:10 AM, p_r_ross at .Ross@... wrote: > " If you suffer from Unspent Money Syndrome, ask your doctor if > toxakill is right for you. Side effects are generally mild, and > include indigestion, diarrhea, painful screaming death, > dismemberment, bankruptcy, an extra arm growing from your forehead, > bleeding from the eyeballs, and a tendency to confuse " rap " > with " music " . Do not take toxakill if you are currently pregnant, > plan to ever become pregnant, or if your mother was ever pregnant. > Patients who are taking nostraplug, lotapain, or gonadie should not > take toxakill without first naming their doctor as primary life > insurance beneficiary. Toxakill may cause patients who ingest > oxygenated hydrogen compounds to burst into flames; these usually > die down in a few minutes. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 Ross, Maybe I am punchy because it is 3:00 AM... ( " It's after ten o'clock.... Where are your adrenals? " ) ....but I am sitting here laughing until there are tears rolling out my eyes....may I share this with a few folks? ~Inga on 3/13/05 12:10 AM, p_r_ross at .Ross@... wrote: > " If you suffer from Unspent Money Syndrome, ask your doctor if > toxakill is right for you. Side effects are generally mild, and > include indigestion, diarrhea, painful screaming death, > dismemberment, bankruptcy, an extra arm growing from your forehead, > bleeding from the eyeballs, and a tendency to confuse " rap " > with " music " . Do not take toxakill if you are currently pregnant, > plan to ever become pregnant, or if your mother was ever pregnant. > Patients who are taking nostraplug, lotapain, or gonadie should not > take toxakill without first naming their doctor as primary life > insurance beneficiary. Toxakill may cause patients who ingest > oxygenated hydrogen compounds to burst into flames; these usually > die down in a few minutes. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 13, 2005 Report Share Posted March 13, 2005 > Ross, > > Maybe I am punchy because it is 3:00 AM... > ( " It's after ten o'clock.... Where are your adrenals? " ) ROFL! We're dating ourselves though. How long has it been since that was on tv? > > ...but I am sitting here laughing until there are tears rolling out my > eyes....may I share this with a few folks? > > ~Inga Feel free. It's way too late for me to pretend I don't like an audience. I was a ham long before I started chomping on their glands. -- prr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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