Guest guest Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Making Extra Money A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a " handy-woman " and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. " Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch, " he said " How much will you charge me? " The blonde quickly responded, " How about $50? " The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, " Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house? " He responded, " That's a bit cynical, isn't it? " The wife replied, " You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately. " A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. " You're finished already? " the husband asked. " Yes, " the blonde replied, " and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. " Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. " And by the way, " the blonde added, " it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus! " ! Get your FREE personalized email signature at My Mail Signature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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