Guest guest Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Three little words...A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail, probably a martini, with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare, and walked directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer him apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.....on one condition(There's always a condition.)Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling huh?)The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand, along with her address.She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said...."Clean my house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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