Guest guest Posted July 3, 2004 Report Share Posted July 3, 2004 Love Dress >A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently >married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law >lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was >playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. > > " What are you doing? " she asked. > " I'm waiting for my husband to come home from >work, " the daughter-in-law answered. > " But you're naked! " the mother-in-law exclaimed. > " This is my love dress, " the daughter-in-law >explained. > " Love dress? But you're naked! " > " My husband loves me to wear this dress, " she >explained. " It excites him to >no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he >instantly becomes romantic >and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get >enough of me. " > >The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she >undressed, showered, put on >her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a >romantic CD, and laid on the >couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, >her husband came home. He >walked in and saw her laying there so >provocatively. > > " What are you doing? " he asked. > > " This is my love dress, " she whispered, sensually. > > " Needs ironing, " he said. " What's for dinner? " Get your FREE personalized email signature at My Mail Signature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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