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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The

sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that

he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the

correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls

and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, " Sir, I thought

you were looking for some tampons for your wife? " He answers, " You

see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a

carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some

rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I

have to roll my own ........... so does she.

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