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Singing

In Church

A minister decided to try

something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said, " Today, in

church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your

mind. " The pastor shouted out, " Cross! "

Immediately the congregation

started singing in unison " The Old Rugged Cross. "

The pastor hollered out,

" Grace! " The congregation began to sing " Amazing Grace, how

sweet the sound. "

The pastor said, " Power! "

The congregation sang " There is Power in the Blood. "

The Pastor said,

" Sex! "

The congregation fell in

total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around

at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, from

the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began

to sing " Precious Memories. "

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