Guest guest Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 The Ugly Bus Warning! NOT a politically correct joke! A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then go to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. So, the ugly people line up, and God asks he first one what the wish is. " I want to be beautiful. " God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, " I want to be beautiful, too! " Another snap of the fingers, and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be beautiful. But when God is about halfway down the line, the last guy starts laughing. By the time there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing so hard he's crying. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says, " Make 'em all ugly again! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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