Joke from Cheryl in CA/religion

[Guest guest]

Bill

Gates my father is not. As church treasurer, he had

two files, one labeled

" St. 's Income " and one labeled

" St. 's

Expenditures. " While copying them from a

Macintosh to a PC, he had no

idea the PC would automatically

truncate the file names to

ten characters, eliminate spaces,

and replace apostrophes with

periods.

Now the church's income is

stored in " St..sin " and ex-

penses in " St..sex. "