The Genie Who Granted 3 Wishes

[Guest guest]

A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge

nurse from a small nursing home were taking

a lunch break in the break room.

In walks a lady dressed in silk scarfs and

wearing large polished stoned jewlery.

" I am ' the Great', " stated the lady. " I

am so pleased with the way you have taken care

of my aunt that I will now grant the next three

wishes! "

With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the

room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles

of drink, proving that she did have the power

to grant wishes before any of the nurses could

think otherwise.

The nurses quickly aurgued among themselves

as to which one would ask for the first wish.

Speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first.

" I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with

single, well-built men feeding me fruit and

tending to my every need. " With a puff of

smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.

The floor nurse went next. " I wish I were rich

and retired and spending my days in my own warm

cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men

feeding me cocoa and doughnuts. "

With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.

" Now, what is the last wish? " asked the lady.

The charge nurse said, " I want those two back

on the floor at the end of the lunch break. "