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>> >Subject: Small children

>> >

>> >For all of you who have or have had small children...

>> >we can relate! And the rest of us can just laugh till

>> >we pee!

>> >

>> >My three year old son had a lot of problems with

>> >potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day

>> >we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between

>> >errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

>> >While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so

>> >of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and

>> >she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked

>> >to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said,

>> > " No. " I kept thinking, " Oh Lord,that child has had an

>> >accident and I didn't have any clean clothes with me. "

>> >Then I said, " Matt are you sure you did not have an

>> >accident? " " No, " he replied.

>> >

>> >I just knew that he must have, because the smell was

>> >getting worse. Sooooo.... I asked one more time,

>> > " Matt, did you have an accident? " Matt jumped up,

>> >yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks

>> >and yelled....

>> >

>> > " SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!! " While 100 people

>> >nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly

>> >pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if

>> >nothing had happened. I was mortified! Some kind

>> >elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they

>> >came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had

>> >ever had!!!

>> >

>> >Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot

>> >as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said,

>> > " Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing

>> >all the time.. I just never had the nerve to make the

>> >point like you did. "

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Thanks for the laugh I am crying for laughing so hard

Small children

>> >

>> >For all of you who have or have had small children...

>> >we can relate! And the rest of us can just laugh till

>> >we pee!

>> >

>> >My three year old son had a lot of problems with

>> >potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day

>> >we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between

>> >errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

>> >While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so

>> >of course, I checked my seven month old daughter, and

>> >she was clean. The I realized that Matt had not asked

>> >to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said,

>> > " No. " I kept thinking, " Oh Lord,that child has had an

>> >accident and I didn't have any clean clothes with me. "

>> >Then I said, " Matt are you sure you did not have an

>> >accident? " " No, " he replied.

>> >

>> >I just knew that he must have, because the smell was

>> >getting worse. Sooooo.... I asked one more time,

>> > " Matt, did you have an accident? " Matt jumped up,

>> >yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks

>> >and yelled....

>> >

>> > " SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!! " While 100 people

>> >nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly

>> >pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if

>> >nothing had happened. I was mortified! Some kind

>> >elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they

>> >came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had

>> >ever had!!!

>> >

>> >Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot

>> >as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said,

>> > " Don't worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing

>> >all the time.. I just never had the nerve to make the

>> >point like you did. "