Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

[Guest guest]

,

You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense of

humor too.

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

--- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> Here is something my sister sent me....thought I'd

> pass it along.

>

> Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but

> there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes

> each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the

> following exercises, you will be totally

> prepared for the test. And best of all, you can do

> these simple exercises right in your home.

>

> EXERCISE ONE:

> Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in

> door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the door

> for good measure. Hold that position for five

> seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't

> effective enough.

> EXERCISE TWO:

> Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the

> cement floor is just

> perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> slowly back the car up until your breast is

> sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and

> repeat with the other breast.

> EXERCISE THREE:

> Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to the

> waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the

> bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> appointment with the stranger to meet next year and

> do it again

>

> YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

>

>

>

>

> AND just a thought for all the women out there

>

> MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,

> MENopause...

> Ever notice how all of women's problems start with

> men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> HISterectomy!!!

>

>

>

> [Non-text portions of this message have been

> removed]

>

>

[Guest guest]

,

You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense of

humor too.

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

--- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> Here is something my sister sent me....thought I'd

> pass it along.

>

> Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but

> there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes

> each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the

> following exercises, you will be totally

> prepared for the test. And best of all, you can do

> these simple exercises right in your home.

>

> EXERCISE ONE:

> Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in

> door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the door

> for good measure. Hold that position for five

> seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't

> effective enough.

> EXERCISE TWO:

> Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the

> cement floor is just

> perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> slowly back the car up until your breast is

> sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and

> repeat with the other breast.

> EXERCISE THREE:

> Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to the

> waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the

> bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> appointment with the stranger to meet next year and

> do it again

>

> YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

>

>

>

>

> AND just a thought for all the women out there

>

> MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,

> MENopause...

> Ever notice how all of women's problems start with

> men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> HISterectomy!!!

>

>

>

> [Non-text portions of this message have been

> removed]

>

>

[Guest guest]

,

You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense of

humor too.

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

--- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> Here is something my sister sent me....thought I'd

> pass it along.

>

> Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but

> there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes

> each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the

> following exercises, you will be totally

> prepared for the test. And best of all, you can do

> these simple exercises right in your home.

>

> EXERCISE ONE:

> Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in

> door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the door

> for good measure. Hold that position for five

> seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't

> effective enough.

> EXERCISE TWO:

> Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the

> cement floor is just

> perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> slowly back the car up until your breast is

> sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and

> repeat with the other breast.

> EXERCISE THREE:

> Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to the

> waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the

> bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> appointment with the stranger to meet next year and

> do it again

>

> YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

>

>

>

>

> AND just a thought for all the women out there

>

> MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,

> MENopause...

> Ever notice how all of women's problems start with

> men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> HISterectomy!!!

>

>

>

> [Non-text portions of this message have been

> removed]

>

>

[Guest guest]

Anyone with twins has to have a sense of humor! I have twin girls 19 mos

old. Christmas this year is so much fun. They love the tree with all the

lights. We went to a parade yesterday and it didn't take them long to

realize that if they waved people threw candy. It was bouncing off their

cute little heads and they were in heaven! waved at everyone we passed

on the way back to the car. Christmas is so much fun when they are so small

and in awe of everything around them. I can't wait for Santa!

Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

> ,

>

> You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

> problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

> to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense of

> humor too.

>

> C

> Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

>

> --- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> > Here is something my sister sent me....thought I'd

> > pass it along.

> >

> > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but

> > there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes

> > each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the

> > following exercises, you will be totally

> > prepared for the test. And best of all, you can do

> > these simple exercises right in your home.

> >

> > EXERCISE ONE:

> > Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in

> > door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the door

> > for good measure. Hold that position for five

> > seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't

> > effective enough.

> > EXERCISE TWO:

> > Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the

> > cement floor is just

> > perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> > comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> > under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> > slowly back the car up until your breast is

> > sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and

> > repeat with the other breast.

> > EXERCISE THREE:

> > Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to the

> > waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the

> > bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> > bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> > appointment with the stranger to meet next year and

> > do it again

> >

> > YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > AND just a thought for all the women out there

> >

> > MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,

> > MENopause...

> > Ever notice how all of women's problems start with

> > men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> > HISterectomy!!!

> >

> >

> >

> > [Non-text portions of this message have been

> > removed]

> >

> >

>

>

> -------------------------------------------

> The opinions and information exchanged on this list should IN NO WAY

> be construed as medical advice.

>

> PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE CHANGING ANY MEDICATIONS OR

TREATMENTS.

>

> ------------------------------------

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Anyone with twins has to have a sense of humor! I have twin girls 19 mos

old. Christmas this year is so much fun. They love the tree with all the

lights. We went to a parade yesterday and it didn't take them long to

realize that if they waved people threw candy. It was bouncing off their

cute little heads and they were in heaven! waved at everyone we passed

on the way back to the car. Christmas is so much fun when they are so small

and in awe of everything around them. I can't wait for Santa!

Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

> ,

>

> You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

> problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

> to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense of

> humor too.

>

> C

> Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

>

> --- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> > Here is something my sister sent me....thought I'd

> > pass it along.

> >

> > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but

> > there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes

> > each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the

> > following exercises, you will be totally

> > prepared for the test. And best of all, you can do

> > these simple exercises right in your home.

> >

> > EXERCISE ONE:

> > Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in

> > door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the door

> > for good measure. Hold that position for five

> > seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't

> > effective enough.

> > EXERCISE TWO:

> > Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the

> > cement floor is just

> > perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> > comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> > under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> > slowly back the car up until your breast is

> > sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and

> > repeat with the other breast.

> > EXERCISE THREE:

> > Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to the

> > waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the

> > bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> > bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> > appointment with the stranger to meet next year and

> > do it again

> >

> > YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > AND just a thought for all the women out there

> >

> > MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,

> > MENopause...

> > Ever notice how all of women's problems start with

> > men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> > HISterectomy!!!

> >

> >

> >

> > [Non-text portions of this message have been

> > removed]

> >

> >

>

>

> -------------------------------------------

> The opinions and information exchanged on this list should IN NO WAY

> be construed as medical advice.

>

> PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE CHANGING ANY MEDICATIONS OR

TREATMENTS.

>

> ------------------------------------

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

This is so funny.

Mammograms-- not CF related

Here is something my sister sent me....thought I'd pass it along.

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to

worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam

and doing the following exercises, you will be totally

prepared for the test. And best of all, you can do these simple

exercises right in your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut as hard

as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position

for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective

enough.

EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is

just

perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with

one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly

back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.

Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to the waist. Invite a

stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment

with the stranger to meet next year and do it again

YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND just a thought for all the women out there

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause...

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? And when we have

real trouble, it's HISterectomy!!!

[Guest guest]

This is so funny.

Mammograms-- not CF related

Here is something my sister sent me....thought I'd pass it along.

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to

worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam

and doing the following exercises, you will be totally

prepared for the test. And best of all, you can do these simple

exercises right in your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut as hard

as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position

for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective

enough.

EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is

just

perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with

one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly

back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.

Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to the waist. Invite a

stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment

with the stranger to meet next year and do it again

YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND just a thought for all the women out there

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause...

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? And when we have

real trouble, it's HISterectomy!!!

[Guest guest]

This is so funny.

Mammograms-- not CF related

Here is something my sister sent me....thought I'd pass it along.

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to

worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam

and doing the following exercises, you will be totally

prepared for the test. And best of all, you can do these simple

exercises right in your home.

EXERCISE ONE:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast in door. Shut as hard

as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position

for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective

enough.

EXERCISE TWO:

Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of the cement floor is

just

perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with

one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly

back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.

Turn over and repeat with the other breast.

EXERCISE THREE:

Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to the waist. Invite a

stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts.

Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an appointment

with the stranger to meet next year and do it again

YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

AND just a thought for all the women out there

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause...

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? And when we have

real trouble, it's HISterectomy!!!

[Guest guest]

,

Yep, if you didn't have a sense of humor before

having twins, they're sure to get your funny bone

jump started!

It is exciting once the little ones start learning

about Christmas. Mick and Alli didn't quite get it

last year, even though they were close to two. I'm

hoping that this year the magic of the season will

really hit them. I've been talking about Santa

Claus lately and showing them his picture and

talking about how he gives good girls and boys

toys under the tree, but all they want to hear about

is Barney and Teletubbies! So guess what they'll be

getting for Christmas. LOL

I think the concept of Jesus and his birthday may

be a bit over their heads yet.

Have a joyful Christmas!

hugs,

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

--- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> Anyone with twins has to have a sense of humor! I

> have twin girls 19 mos

> old. Christmas this year is so much fun. They love

> the tree with all the

> lights. We went to a parade yesterday and it didn't

> take them long to

> realize that if they waved people threw candy. It

> was bouncing off their

> cute little heads and they were in heaven!

> waved at everyone we passed

> on the way back to the car. Christmas is so much fun

> when they are so small

> and in awe of everything around them. I can't wait

> for Santa!

>

>

>

> Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

>

>

> > ,

> >

> > You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

> > problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

> > to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense

> of

> > humor too.

> >

> > C

> > Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

> >

> > --- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> > > Here is something my sister sent me....thought

> I'd

> > > pass it along.

> > >

> > > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

> but

> > > there is no need to worry. By taking a few

> minutes

> > > each day for a week preceding the exam and doing

> the

> > > following exercises, you will be totally

> > > prepared for the test. And best of all, you can

> do

> > > these simple exercises right in your home.

> > >

> > > EXERCISE ONE:

> > > Open your refrigerator door and insert one

> breast in

> > > door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the

> door

> > > for good measure. Hold that position for five

> > > seconds. Repeat again in case the first time

> wasn't

> > > effective enough.

> > > EXERCISE TWO:

> > > Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of

> the

> > > cement floor is just

> > > perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> > > comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> > > under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> > > slowly back the car up until your breast is

> > > sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over

> and

> > > repeat with the other breast.

> > > EXERCISE THREE:

> > > Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to

> the

> > > waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press

> the

> > > bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> > > bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> > > appointment with the stranger to meet next year

> and

> > > do it again

> > >

> > > YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > AND just a thought for all the women out there

> > >

> > > MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal

> breakdown,

> > > MENopause...

> > > Ever notice how all of women's problems start

> with

> > > men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> > > HISterectomy!!!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > [Non-text portions of this message have been

> > > removed]

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

> > -------------------------------------------

> > The opinions and information exchanged on this

> list should IN NO WAY

> > be construed as medical advice.

> >

> > PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE CHANGING ANY

> MEDICATIONS OR

> TREATMENTS.

> >

> > ------------------------------------

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

,

Yep, if you didn't have a sense of humor before

having twins, they're sure to get your funny bone

jump started!

It is exciting once the little ones start learning

about Christmas. Mick and Alli didn't quite get it

last year, even though they were close to two. I'm

hoping that this year the magic of the season will

really hit them. I've been talking about Santa

Claus lately and showing them his picture and

talking about how he gives good girls and boys

toys under the tree, but all they want to hear about

is Barney and Teletubbies! So guess what they'll be

getting for Christmas. LOL

I think the concept of Jesus and his birthday may

be a bit over their heads yet.

Have a joyful Christmas!

hugs,

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

--- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> Anyone with twins has to have a sense of humor! I

> have twin girls 19 mos

> old. Christmas this year is so much fun. They love

> the tree with all the

> lights. We went to a parade yesterday and it didn't

> take them long to

> realize that if they waved people threw candy. It

> was bouncing off their

> cute little heads and they were in heaven!

> waved at everyone we passed

> on the way back to the car. Christmas is so much fun

> when they are so small

> and in awe of everything around them. I can't wait

> for Santa!

>

>

>

> Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

>

>

> > ,

> >

> > You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

> > problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

> > to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense

> of

> > humor too.

> >

> > C

> > Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

> >

> > --- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> > > Here is something my sister sent me....thought

> I'd

> > > pass it along.

> > >

> > > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

> but

> > > there is no need to worry. By taking a few

> minutes

> > > each day for a week preceding the exam and doing

> the

> > > following exercises, you will be totally

> > > prepared for the test. And best of all, you can

> do

> > > these simple exercises right in your home.

> > >

> > > EXERCISE ONE:

> > > Open your refrigerator door and insert one

> breast in

> > > door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the

> door

> > > for good measure. Hold that position for five

> > > seconds. Repeat again in case the first time

> wasn't

> > > effective enough.

> > > EXERCISE TWO:

> > > Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of

> the

> > > cement floor is just

> > > perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> > > comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> > > under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> > > slowly back the car up until your breast is

> > > sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over

> and

> > > repeat with the other breast.

> > > EXERCISE THREE:

> > > Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to

> the

> > > waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press

> the

> > > bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> > > bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> > > appointment with the stranger to meet next year

> and

> > > do it again

> > >

> > > YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > AND just a thought for all the women out there

> > >

> > > MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal

> breakdown,

> > > MENopause...

> > > Ever notice how all of women's problems start

> with

> > > men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> > > HISterectomy!!!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > [Non-text portions of this message have been

> > > removed]

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

> > -------------------------------------------

> > The opinions and information exchanged on this

> list should IN NO WAY

> > be construed as medical advice.

> >

> > PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE CHANGING ANY

> MEDICATIONS OR

> TREATMENTS.

> >

> > ------------------------------------

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

,

Yep, if you didn't have a sense of humor before

having twins, they're sure to get your funny bone

jump started!

It is exciting once the little ones start learning

about Christmas. Mick and Alli didn't quite get it

last year, even though they were close to two. I'm

hoping that this year the magic of the season will

really hit them. I've been talking about Santa

Claus lately and showing them his picture and

talking about how he gives good girls and boys

toys under the tree, but all they want to hear about

is Barney and Teletubbies! So guess what they'll be

getting for Christmas. LOL

I think the concept of Jesus and his birthday may

be a bit over their heads yet.

Have a joyful Christmas!

hugs,

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

--- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> Anyone with twins has to have a sense of humor! I

> have twin girls 19 mos

> old. Christmas this year is so much fun. They love

> the tree with all the

> lights. We went to a parade yesterday and it didn't

> take them long to

> realize that if they waved people threw candy. It

> was bouncing off their

> cute little heads and they were in heaven!

> waved at everyone we passed

> on the way back to the car. Christmas is so much fun

> when they are so small

> and in awe of everything around them. I can't wait

> for Santa!

>

>

>

> Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

>

>

> > ,

> >

> > You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

> > problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

> > to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense

> of

> > humor too.

> >

> > C

> > Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

> >

> > --- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> > > Here is something my sister sent me....thought

> I'd

> > > pass it along.

> > >

> > > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

> but

> > > there is no need to worry. By taking a few

> minutes

> > > each day for a week preceding the exam and doing

> the

> > > following exercises, you will be totally

> > > prepared for the test. And best of all, you can

> do

> > > these simple exercises right in your home.

> > >

> > > EXERCISE ONE:

> > > Open your refrigerator door and insert one

> breast in

> > > door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the

> door

> > > for good measure. Hold that position for five

> > > seconds. Repeat again in case the first time

> wasn't

> > > effective enough.

> > > EXERCISE TWO:

> > > Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of

> the

> > > cement floor is just

> > > perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> > > comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> > > under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> > > slowly back the car up until your breast is

> > > sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over

> and

> > > repeat with the other breast.

> > > EXERCISE THREE:

> > > Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to

> the

> > > waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press

> the

> > > bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> > > bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> > > appointment with the stranger to meet next year

> and

> > > do it again

> > >

> > > YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > AND just a thought for all the women out there

> > >

> > > MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal

> breakdown,

> > > MENopause...

> > > Ever notice how all of women's problems start

> with

> > > men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> > > HISterectomy!!!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > [Non-text portions of this message have been

> > > removed]

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

> > -------------------------------------------

> > The opinions and information exchanged on this

> list should IN NO WAY

> > be construed as medical advice.

> >

> > PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE CHANGING ANY

> MEDICATIONS OR

> TREATMENTS.

> >

> > ------------------------------------

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

To Everyone,

Oops! I just realized that I mentioned religion here

and that's a no no. I'm apologizing in advance -

sorry about the faux pas!

> I think the concept of Jesus and his birthday may

> be a bit over their heads yet.

>

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

[Guest guest]

Merry Christmas & happy new year. It will truly be a great one .......they

are at the magic age now.FUN, FUN, FUN.. Please I hope all will report on

the morning afters on all the lists too....

LOVE & HUGS, grandmomBEV

Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

,

Yep, if you didn't have a sense of humor before

having twins, they're sure to get your funny bone

jump started!

It is exciting once the little ones start learning

about Christmas. Mick and Alli didn't quite get it

last year, even though they were close to two. I'm

hoping that this year the magic of the season will

really hit them. I've been talking about Santa

Claus lately and showing them his picture and

talking about how he gives good girls and boys

toys under the tree, but all they want to hear about

is Barney and Teletubbies! So guess what they'll be

getting for Christmas. LOL

I think the concept of Jesus and his birthday may

be a bit over their heads yet.

Have a joyful Christmas!

hugs,

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

--- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> Anyone with twins has to have a sense of humor! I

> have twin girls 19 mos

> old. Christmas this year is so much fun. They love

> the tree with all the

> lights. We went to a parade yesterday and it didn't

> take them long to

> realize that if they waved people threw candy. It

> was bouncing off their

> cute little heads and they were in heaven!

> waved at everyone we passed

> on the way back to the car. Christmas is so much fun

> when they are so small

> and in awe of everything around them. I can't wait

> for Santa!

>

>

>

> Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

>

>

> > ,

> >

> > You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

> > problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

> > to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense

> of

> > humor too.

> >

> > C

> > Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

> >

> > --- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> > > Here is something my sister sent me....thought

> I'd

> > > pass it along.

> > >

> > > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

> but

> > > there is no need to worry. By taking a few

> minutes

> > > each day for a week preceding the exam and doing

> the

> > > following exercises, you will be totally

> > > prepared for the test. And best of all, you can

> do

> > > these simple exercises right in your home.

> > >

> > > EXERCISE ONE:

> > > Open your refrigerator door and insert one

> breast in

> > > door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the

> door

> > > for good measure. Hold that position for five

> > > seconds. Repeat again in case the first time

> wasn't

> > > effective enough.

> > > EXERCISE TWO:

> > > Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of

> the

> > > cement floor is just

> > > perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> > > comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> > > under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> > > slowly back the car up until your breast is

> > > sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over

> and

> > > repeat with the other breast.

> > > EXERCISE THREE:

> > > Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to

> the

> > > waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press

> the

> > > bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> > > bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> > > appointment with the stranger to meet next year

> and

> > > do it again

> > >

> > > YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > AND just a thought for all the women out there

> > >

> > > MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal

> breakdown,

> > > MENopause...

> > > Ever notice how all of women's problems start

> with

> > > men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> > > HISterectomy!!!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > [Non-text portions of this message have been

> > > removed]

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

> > -------------------------------------------

> > The opinions and information exchanged on this

> list should IN NO WAY

> > be construed as medical advice.

> >

> > PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE CHANGING ANY

> MEDICATIONS OR

> TREATMENTS.

> >

> > ------------------------------------

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

Merry Christmas & happy new year. It will truly be a great one .......they

are at the magic age now.FUN, FUN, FUN.. Please I hope all will report on

the morning afters on all the lists too....

LOVE & HUGS, grandmomBEV

Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

,

Yep, if you didn't have a sense of humor before

having twins, they're sure to get your funny bone

jump started!

It is exciting once the little ones start learning

about Christmas. Mick and Alli didn't quite get it

last year, even though they were close to two. I'm

hoping that this year the magic of the season will

really hit them. I've been talking about Santa

Claus lately and showing them his picture and

talking about how he gives good girls and boys

toys under the tree, but all they want to hear about

is Barney and Teletubbies! So guess what they'll be

getting for Christmas. LOL

I think the concept of Jesus and his birthday may

be a bit over their heads yet.

Have a joyful Christmas!

hugs,

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

--- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> Anyone with twins has to have a sense of humor! I

> have twin girls 19 mos

> old. Christmas this year is so much fun. They love

> the tree with all the

> lights. We went to a parade yesterday and it didn't

> take them long to

> realize that if they waved people threw candy. It

> was bouncing off their

> cute little heads and they were in heaven!

> waved at everyone we passed

> on the way back to the car. Christmas is so much fun

> when they are so small

> and in awe of everything around them. I can't wait

> for Santa!

>

>

>

> Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

>

>

> > ,

> >

> > You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

> > problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

> > to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense

> of

> > humor too.

> >

> > C

> > Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

> >

> > --- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> > > Here is something my sister sent me....thought

> I'd

> > > pass it along.

> > >

> > > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

> but

> > > there is no need to worry. By taking a few

> minutes

> > > each day for a week preceding the exam and doing

> the

> > > following exercises, you will be totally

> > > prepared for the test. And best of all, you can

> do

> > > these simple exercises right in your home.

> > >

> > > EXERCISE ONE:

> > > Open your refrigerator door and insert one

> breast in

> > > door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the

> door

> > > for good measure. Hold that position for five

> > > seconds. Repeat again in case the first time

> wasn't

> > > effective enough.

> > > EXERCISE TWO:

> > > Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of

> the

> > > cement floor is just

> > > perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> > > comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> > > under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> > > slowly back the car up until your breast is

> > > sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over

> and

> > > repeat with the other breast.

> > > EXERCISE THREE:

> > > Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to

> the

> > > waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press

> the

> > > bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> > > bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> > > appointment with the stranger to meet next year

> and

> > > do it again

> > >

> > > YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > AND just a thought for all the women out there

> > >

> > > MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal

> breakdown,

> > > MENopause...

> > > Ever notice how all of women's problems start

> with

> > > men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> > > HISterectomy!!!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > [Non-text portions of this message have been

> > > removed]

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

> > -------------------------------------------

> > The opinions and information exchanged on this

> list should IN NO WAY

> > be construed as medical advice.

> >

> > PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE CHANGING ANY

> MEDICATIONS OR

> TREATMENTS.

> >

> > ------------------------------------

> >

> >

> >

[Guest guest]

Merry Christmas & happy new year. It will truly be a great one .......they

are at the magic age now.FUN, FUN, FUN.. Please I hope all will report on

the morning afters on all the lists too....

LOVE & HUGS, grandmomBEV

Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

,

Yep, if you didn't have a sense of humor before

having twins, they're sure to get your funny bone

jump started!

It is exciting once the little ones start learning

about Christmas. Mick and Alli didn't quite get it

last year, even though they were close to two. I'm

hoping that this year the magic of the season will

really hit them. I've been talking about Santa

Claus lately and showing them his picture and

talking about how he gives good girls and boys

toys under the tree, but all they want to hear about

is Barney and Teletubbies! So guess what they'll be

getting for Christmas. LOL

I think the concept of Jesus and his birthday may

be a bit over their heads yet.

Have a joyful Christmas!

hugs,

C

Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

--- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> Anyone with twins has to have a sense of humor! I

> have twin girls 19 mos

> old. Christmas this year is so much fun. They love

> the tree with all the

> lights. We went to a parade yesterday and it didn't

> take them long to

> realize that if they waved people threw candy. It

> was bouncing off their

> cute little heads and they were in heaven!

> waved at everyone we passed

> on the way back to the car. Christmas is so much fun

> when they are so small

> and in awe of everything around them. I can't wait

> for Santa!

>

>

>

> Re: Mammograms-- not CF related

>

>

> > ,

> >

> > You crack me up! I thought the line about women's

> > problems beginning with MEN was hilarious! Had

> > to share with hubby... Good thing he has a sense

> of

> > humor too.

> >

> > C

> > Mommy to Mick and Alli, 2.75 yo twins wcf

> >

> > --- DIANA DECELL ddecell@...> wrote:

> > > Here is something my sister sent me....thought

> I'd

> > > pass it along.

> > >

> > > Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

> but

> > > there is no need to worry. By taking a few

> minutes

> > > each day for a week preceding the exam and doing

> the

> > > following exercises, you will be totally

> > > prepared for the test. And best of all, you can

> do

> > > these simple exercises right in your home.

> > >

> > > EXERCISE ONE:

> > > Open your refrigerator door and insert one

> breast in

> > > door. Shut as hard as possible and lean on the

> door

> > > for good measure. Hold that position for five

> > > seconds. Repeat again in case the first time

> wasn't

> > > effective enough.

> > > EXERCISE TWO:

> > > Visit your garage at 3AM when the temperature of

> the

> > > cement floor is just

> > > perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie

> > > comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged

> > > under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to

> > > slowly back the car up until your breast is

> > > sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over

> and

> > > repeat with the other breast.

> > > EXERCISE THREE:

> > > Freeze two metal bookends over night. Strip to

> the

> > > waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press

> the

> > > bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the

> > > bookends together as hard as you can. Set up an

> > > appointment with the stranger to meet next year

> and

> > > do it again

> > >

> > > YOU ARE NOW TOTALLY PREPARED!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > AND just a thought for all the women out there

> > >

> > > MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal

> breakdown,

> > > MENopause...

> > > Ever notice how all of women's problems start

> with

> > > men? And when we have real trouble, it's

> > > HISterectomy!!!

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > [Non-text portions of this message have been

> > > removed]

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

> > -------------------------------------------

> > The opinions and information exchanged on this

> list should IN NO WAY

> > be construed as medical advice.

> >

> > PLEASE CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE CHANGING ANY

> MEDICATIONS OR

> TREATMENTS.

> >

> > ------------------------------------

> >

> >

> >