Guest guest Posted December 8, 2002 Report Share Posted December 8, 2002 " Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: " My friend is dead! What can I do? " The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: " Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. " There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, " Ok, now what? " Mark E. Armstrong www.top5plus5.com NW Chapter Rep Pancreatitis Association, International Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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