Guest guest Posted June 13, 2000 Report Share Posted June 13, 2000 The boring old synonyms and standbys... barf be sick blow chunks heave hurl lose your lunch puke regurgitate spew spit up ralph retch toss your cookies up-chuck vomit .... and our new and improved versions become a fountain of flavor burp borscht chew the cud churn some sputter clean the backs of your teeth commit esophagus abuse decorate the sink do some ab crunches the hard way do some supermodel push-ups feed some baby birds gargle the organic way give the ants some mana from heaven give the janitor something to sprinkle sawdust on give your intestines the day off have a Roman after-dinner mint have premature diarrhea impersonate a gargoyle impersonate The Fly let your finger do the walking lick the lumps lose faith in the digestive system make a pea-and-carrot kaleidoscope make room for seconds make some Ethiopian cookie dough make some modern art in the bathroom marinade your tongue mix a batch of Appalachian pancake batter open the cudgates pickle your gums pump your own stomach put your anus out of work reconstitute some soup in the toilet reverse the food flow sample your stomach contents serve some California stew set out some gooey potpourri set out the roach buffet show up late for the hunger strike sing the Argentinian national anthem spit bits starve your tapeworm taste the creamy goodness tryout for the gymnastics team unload some vitamins use the chunky mouthwash yodel yogurt SO...WHAT DO YA'LL THINK! DO I HAVE TIME ON MY HANDS OR WHAT WHILE I WAIT FOR MY APPROVAL...HEHE.....MARY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2000 Report Share Posted June 13, 2000 Trish Tell us how you really feel! Mem :-) ---------- From: metrishal@... [sMTP:metrishal@...] Sent: Tuesday, June 13, 2000 3:09 PM To: MiniGastricBypass (AT) e Subject: Re: B.A.R.F. UPDATE I experienced a new one today it's called spewing bile. Yep it could happen to all of us. It is the so gross it just flies out of your mouth and nose, green flemmy stuff. Oh it felt like it was coming out my ears to, it lasted 5 minutes, guys Dumping is a piece of cake next to bile reflux. Green everywhere Trish ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stand out. In B2B. In Austin. Work with clients like Dell and pcOrder. Submit your resume to jobs@.... Visit us at http://click.egroups.com/1/4355/2/_/453517/_/960926939/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com Please visit our web site at http://clos.net Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2000 Report Share Posted June 13, 2000 Trish Tell us how you really feel! Mem :-) ---------- From: metrishal@... [sMTP:metrishal@...] Sent: Tuesday, June 13, 2000 3:09 PM To: MiniGastricBypass (AT) e Subject: Re: B.A.R.F. UPDATE I experienced a new one today it's called spewing bile. Yep it could happen to all of us. It is the so gross it just flies out of your mouth and nose, green flemmy stuff. Oh it felt like it was coming out my ears to, it lasted 5 minutes, guys Dumping is a piece of cake next to bile reflux. Green everywhere Trish ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stand out. In B2B. In Austin. Work with clients like Dell and pcOrder. Submit your resume to jobs@.... Visit us at http://click.egroups.com/1/4355/2/_/453517/_/960926939/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com Please visit our web site at http://clos.net Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 13, 2000 Report Share Posted June 13, 2000 Trish Tell us how you really feel! Mem :-) ---------- From: metrishal@... [sMTP:metrishal@...] Sent: Tuesday, June 13, 2000 3:09 PM To: MiniGastricBypass (AT) e Subject: Re: B.A.R.F. UPDATE I experienced a new one today it's called spewing bile. Yep it could happen to all of us. It is the so gross it just flies out of your mouth and nose, green flemmy stuff. Oh it felt like it was coming out my ears to, it lasted 5 minutes, guys Dumping is a piece of cake next to bile reflux. Green everywhere Trish ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Stand out. In B2B. In Austin. Work with clients like Dell and pcOrder. Submit your resume to jobs@.... Visit us at http://click.egroups.com/1/4355/2/_/453517/_/960926939/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com Please visit our web site at http://clos.net Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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