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> And now I'm sitting here like a bloated cow, a little flushed

> and sweating, wishing I'd never thought up the idea of going

> to Hardee's at all.

I love you.

Your posts are so thorough and detailed, and if you look at them just a

little bit sideways, always exactly right...

I will always remember you running down the hall the morning after surgery

to ask me just one more question.

God bless you and keep you through the next 6 weeks.

This is definitely the toughest time.

Imagine what you would be eating now without the surgery.

Honestly your posts make my day.

P.S. I still need that box of commas that you promised to send me.

RR

Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S.

The Center for Laparoscopic Obesity Surgery

4301 Ben lin Blvd.

Durham, N.C. 27704

Telephone #:

Fax #:

Email: DrR@...

************************************************

Please Visit our Web site: http://clos.net

************************************************

Durham Regional Hospital:

Also, Please consider joining the

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patients and friends.

Keep up to date on the latest news about

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SAUSAGE BISCUIT REPORT

> Let me start this report out with a belch.

>

> Today's indulged craving was a Hardy's Sausage Biscuit with a

> bag of the hash browns that look like little small round, flat

> fried potato nuggets.

>

> I was able to eat two hash browns and about two bites of the

> Hardee's biscuit before I began to get the customary

> " you're eating too fast, stupid " warning from my stomach.

> And it means it. I take warnings from my stomach very

> seriously now. It doesn't mess around. I either do

> what it says or it'll make me wish I had. We have a close

> working relationship now, whereas before surgery, I always

> pretty much took my stomach for granted (except for that

> nasty bout of food poisoning back in '78.)

>

> So I did slow down. I ate about three more bites over the next

> 15 minutes (no rants from the peanut gallery. That's slow for

> *me*. Your mileage may vary.)

>

> And now I'm sitting here like a bloated cow, a little flushed

> and sweating, wishing I'd never thought up the idea of going

> to Hardee's at all.

>

> There needs to be a name for that " bloating in your stomach

> like a greasy rock dumpling " feeling that fried and fast-foods

> cause. " Dumping syndrome " has a name. Bloated rock

> syndrome needs a name, too.

>

> I toted up the calories over on dietwatch.com and for this

> wretched feeling, I am also being penalized 168 calories for

> the 1/4 of a Sausage Biscuit and 46 calories for the *two*

> dinky hash browns.

>

> I could have had 6 V-8's, or an entire can of beef vegetable

> soup, or 13 popsicles, or just about *anything* I actually

> like and I wouldn't be sitting here thinking about sticking

> my finger down my throat just to be rid of this junk.

>

> Hardee's Combo Sausage Biscuit Breakfast:

>

> I give it a MINUS 4 stars.

>

> Kind regards,

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Want to win airfare to Vegas for you and 20 friends, $15,000 and a

> suite at Bellagio for New Year's? Or 2 roundtrip tickets anywhere in

> the U.S. given away daily? Go to Expedia.com for your chance to win...

> http://click.egroups.com/1/5292/2/_/453517/_/961331486/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

> This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com

> Please visit our web site at http://clos.net

> Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm

>

>

>

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> And now I'm sitting here like a bloated cow, a little flushed

> and sweating, wishing I'd never thought up the idea of going

> to Hardee's at all.

I love you.

Your posts are so thorough and detailed, and if you look at them just a

little bit sideways, always exactly right...

I will always remember you running down the hall the morning after surgery

to ask me just one more question.

God bless you and keep you through the next 6 weeks.

This is definitely the toughest time.

Imagine what you would be eating now without the surgery.

Honestly your posts make my day.

P.S. I still need that box of commas that you promised to send me.

RR

Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S.

The Center for Laparoscopic Obesity Surgery

4301 Ben lin Blvd.

Durham, N.C. 27704

Telephone #:

Fax #:

Email: DrR@...

************************************************

Please Visit our Web site: http://clos.net

************************************************

Durham Regional Hospital:

Also, Please consider joining the

Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List

at http://www.onelist.com

MiniGastricBypass is a general discussion of the Mini-Gastric Bypass

( http://www.onelist.com/community/MiniGastricBypass )

Talk with lots of other Pre and Post Op

patients and friends.

Keep up to date on the latest news about

the Mini-Gastric Bypass.

SAUSAGE BISCUIT REPORT

> Let me start this report out with a belch.

>

> Today's indulged craving was a Hardy's Sausage Biscuit with a

> bag of the hash browns that look like little small round, flat

> fried potato nuggets.

>

> I was able to eat two hash browns and about two bites of the

> Hardee's biscuit before I began to get the customary

> " you're eating too fast, stupid " warning from my stomach.

> And it means it. I take warnings from my stomach very

> seriously now. It doesn't mess around. I either do

> what it says or it'll make me wish I had. We have a close

> working relationship now, whereas before surgery, I always

> pretty much took my stomach for granted (except for that

> nasty bout of food poisoning back in '78.)

>

> So I did slow down. I ate about three more bites over the next

> 15 minutes (no rants from the peanut gallery. That's slow for

> *me*. Your mileage may vary.)

>

> And now I'm sitting here like a bloated cow, a little flushed

> and sweating, wishing I'd never thought up the idea of going

> to Hardee's at all.

>

> There needs to be a name for that " bloating in your stomach

> like a greasy rock dumpling " feeling that fried and fast-foods

> cause. " Dumping syndrome " has a name. Bloated rock

> syndrome needs a name, too.

>

> I toted up the calories over on dietwatch.com and for this

> wretched feeling, I am also being penalized 168 calories for

> the 1/4 of a Sausage Biscuit and 46 calories for the *two*

> dinky hash browns.

>

> I could have had 6 V-8's, or an entire can of beef vegetable

> soup, or 13 popsicles, or just about *anything* I actually

> like and I wouldn't be sitting here thinking about sticking

> my finger down my throat just to be rid of this junk.

>

> Hardee's Combo Sausage Biscuit Breakfast:

>

> I give it a MINUS 4 stars.

>

> Kind regards,

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Want to win airfare to Vegas for you and 20 friends, $15,000 and a

> suite at Bellagio for New Year's? Or 2 roundtrip tickets anywhere in

> the U.S. given away daily? Go to Expedia.com for your chance to win...

> http://click.egroups.com/1/5292/2/_/453517/_/961331486/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

> This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com

> Please visit our web site at http://clos.net

> Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm

>

>

>

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> And now I'm sitting here like a bloated cow, a little flushed

> and sweating, wishing I'd never thought up the idea of going

> to Hardee's at all.

I love you.

Your posts are so thorough and detailed, and if you look at them just a

little bit sideways, always exactly right...

I will always remember you running down the hall the morning after surgery

to ask me just one more question.

God bless you and keep you through the next 6 weeks.

This is definitely the toughest time.

Imagine what you would be eating now without the surgery.

Honestly your posts make my day.

P.S. I still need that box of commas that you promised to send me.

RR

Rutledge, M.D., F.A.C.S.

The Center for Laparoscopic Obesity Surgery

4301 Ben lin Blvd.

Durham, N.C. 27704

Telephone #:

Fax #:

Email: DrR@...

************************************************

Please Visit our Web site: http://clos.net

************************************************

Durham Regional Hospital:

Also, Please consider joining the

Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List

at http://www.onelist.com

MiniGastricBypass is a general discussion of the Mini-Gastric Bypass

( http://www.onelist.com/community/MiniGastricBypass )

Talk with lots of other Pre and Post Op

patients and friends.

Keep up to date on the latest news about

the Mini-Gastric Bypass.

SAUSAGE BISCUIT REPORT

> Let me start this report out with a belch.

>

> Today's indulged craving was a Hardy's Sausage Biscuit with a

> bag of the hash browns that look like little small round, flat

> fried potato nuggets.

>

> I was able to eat two hash browns and about two bites of the

> Hardee's biscuit before I began to get the customary

> " you're eating too fast, stupid " warning from my stomach.

> And it means it. I take warnings from my stomach very

> seriously now. It doesn't mess around. I either do

> what it says or it'll make me wish I had. We have a close

> working relationship now, whereas before surgery, I always

> pretty much took my stomach for granted (except for that

> nasty bout of food poisoning back in '78.)

>

> So I did slow down. I ate about three more bites over the next

> 15 minutes (no rants from the peanut gallery. That's slow for

> *me*. Your mileage may vary.)

>

> And now I'm sitting here like a bloated cow, a little flushed

> and sweating, wishing I'd never thought up the idea of going

> to Hardee's at all.

>

> There needs to be a name for that " bloating in your stomach

> like a greasy rock dumpling " feeling that fried and fast-foods

> cause. " Dumping syndrome " has a name. Bloated rock

> syndrome needs a name, too.

>

> I toted up the calories over on dietwatch.com and for this

> wretched feeling, I am also being penalized 168 calories for

> the 1/4 of a Sausage Biscuit and 46 calories for the *two*

> dinky hash browns.

>

> I could have had 6 V-8's, or an entire can of beef vegetable

> soup, or 13 popsicles, or just about *anything* I actually

> like and I wouldn't be sitting here thinking about sticking

> my finger down my throat just to be rid of this junk.

>

> Hardee's Combo Sausage Biscuit Breakfast:

>

> I give it a MINUS 4 stars.

>

> Kind regards,

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Want to win airfare to Vegas for you and 20 friends, $15,000 and a

> suite at Bellagio for New Year's? Or 2 roundtrip tickets anywhere in

> the U.S. given away daily? Go to Expedia.com for your chance to win...

> http://click.egroups.com/1/5292/2/_/453517/_/961331486/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

> This message is from the Mini-Gastric Bypass Mailing List at Onelist.com

> Please visit our web site at http://clos.net

> Get the Patient Manual at http://clos.net/get_patient_manual.htm

>

>

>

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In a message dated 6/20/00 2:58:52 PM Pacific Daylight Time,

brisajama@... writes:

<< :

I must say: that's the beauty of this surgery, a month ago I would

have read your post and said to myself...HMMM hardees! Now I am

ready to throw up for you. Take care and if you get the urge for

fast food may I suggest you try a yogurt parfait (sp?) from

Mc's. Had one today and it was wonderful!! Better than ice

cream.

Jackie in DE

5/24/00

Hi Jackie,

Are you ever right about those yogurt parfaits! Yum, yum!

Regards,

Debbie in IL

Counting on Cigna for daughter (BMI 45)

Ditto for Debbie (BMI 40)

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In a message dated 6/20/00 2:58:52 PM Pacific Daylight Time,

brisajama@... writes:

<< :

I must say: that's the beauty of this surgery, a month ago I would

have read your post and said to myself...HMMM hardees! Now I am

ready to throw up for you. Take care and if you get the urge for

fast food may I suggest you try a yogurt parfait (sp?) from

Mc's. Had one today and it was wonderful!! Better than ice

cream.

Jackie in DE

5/24/00

Hi Jackie,

Are you ever right about those yogurt parfaits! Yum, yum!

Regards,

Debbie in IL

Counting on Cigna for daughter (BMI 45)

Ditto for Debbie (BMI 40)

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In a message dated 6/20/00 2:58:52 PM Pacific Daylight Time,

brisajama@... writes:

<< :

I must say: that's the beauty of this surgery, a month ago I would

have read your post and said to myself...HMMM hardees! Now I am

ready to throw up for you. Take care and if you get the urge for

fast food may I suggest you try a yogurt parfait (sp?) from

Mc's. Had one today and it was wonderful!! Better than ice

cream.

Jackie in DE

5/24/00

Hi Jackie,

Are you ever right about those yogurt parfaits! Yum, yum!

Regards,

Debbie in IL

Counting on Cigna for daughter (BMI 45)

Ditto for Debbie (BMI 40)

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In a message dated 6/20/00 6:33:08 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

lindat@... writes:

<< Ooooh, I can guarantee I have no urge for any fast food

biscuits/meat/french fries/grease-of-the-day whatsoever now >>

Ditto here! I still can't get over the fact that now when I take my son to a

fast food place I order a salad! I almost NEVER ordered salads pre-surgery.

The closest I got to salads was a pita at 's! LOL

I must admit though that I loved the initial Sausage Biscuit Report! I

called hubby to read it and we both roared!

{{HUGS}}

Claire

MGB 4/10/00

300/259.5 Yippeeeee

15.25 inches lost forever!!

Dr. Rutledge (http:/clos.net)

" He who began a good work in you will be faithful to complete it until the

day of Christ Jesus. " - Phil. 1:6

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In a message dated 6/20/00 6:33:08 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

lindat@... writes:

<< Ooooh, I can guarantee I have no urge for any fast food

biscuits/meat/french fries/grease-of-the-day whatsoever now >>

Ditto here! I still can't get over the fact that now when I take my son to a

fast food place I order a salad! I almost NEVER ordered salads pre-surgery.

The closest I got to salads was a pita at 's! LOL

I must admit though that I loved the initial Sausage Biscuit Report! I

called hubby to read it and we both roared!

{{HUGS}}

Claire

MGB 4/10/00

300/259.5 Yippeeeee

15.25 inches lost forever!!

Dr. Rutledge (http:/clos.net)

" He who began a good work in you will be faithful to complete it until the

day of Christ Jesus. " - Phil. 1:6

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In a message dated 6/20/00 6:33:08 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

lindat@... writes:

<< Ooooh, I can guarantee I have no urge for any fast food

biscuits/meat/french fries/grease-of-the-day whatsoever now >>

Ditto here! I still can't get over the fact that now when I take my son to a

fast food place I order a salad! I almost NEVER ordered salads pre-surgery.

The closest I got to salads was a pita at 's! LOL

I must admit though that I loved the initial Sausage Biscuit Report! I

called hubby to read it and we both roared!

{{HUGS}}

Claire

MGB 4/10/00

300/259.5 Yippeeeee

15.25 inches lost forever!!

Dr. Rutledge (http:/clos.net)

" He who began a good work in you will be faithful to complete it until the

day of Christ Jesus. " - Phil. 1:6

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:

I must say: that's the beauty of this surgery, a month ago I would

have read your post and said to myself...HMMM hardees! Now I am

ready to throw up for you. Take care and if you get the urge for

fast food may I suggest you try a yogurt parfait (sp?) from

Mc's. Had one today and it was wonderful!! Better than ice

cream.

Jackie in DE

5/24/00

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I must say: that's the beauty of this surgery, a month ago I would

have read your post and said to myself...HMMM hardees! Now I am

ready to throw up for you. Take care and if you get the urge for

fast food may I suggest you try a yogurt parfait (sp?) from

Mc's. Had one today and it was wonderful!! Better than ice

cream.

Jackie in DE

5/24/00

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I must say: that's the beauty of this surgery, a month ago I would

have read your post and said to myself...HMMM hardees! Now I am

ready to throw up for you. Take care and if you get the urge for

fast food may I suggest you try a yogurt parfait (sp?) from

Mc's. Had one today and it was wonderful!! Better than ice

cream.

Jackie in DE

5/24/00

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Ooooh, I can guarantee I have no urge for any fast food

biscuits/meat/french fries/grease-of-the-day whatsoever now, though

the parfait sounds yummy. As we speak, I'm enjoying a

Weight-watcher's low-fat turkey and mashed potatoes dinner. It's

pretty good.

Kind regards,

> In a message dated 6/20/00 2:58:52 PM Pacific Daylight Time,

> brisajama@a... writes:

>

> << :

> I must say: that's the beauty of this surgery, a month ago I would

> have read your post and said to myself...HMMM hardees! Now I am

> ready to throw up for you. Take care and if you get the urge for

> fast food may I suggest you try a yogurt parfait (sp?) from

> Mc's. Had one today and it was wonderful!! Better than ice

> cream.

> Jackie in DE

> 5/24/00

>

> Hi Jackie,

> Are you ever right about those yogurt parfaits! Yum, yum!

>

> Regards,

> Debbie in IL

> Counting on Cigna for daughter (BMI 45)

> Ditto for Debbie (BMI 40)

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